Teacher: “Why did you bring that cat to school today?”
Student: “I had to save him.”
Teacher: “What do you mean?”
Student: “I heard my Dad tell my mom that he’s going to eat that kitty the moment the kids leave for school today!”
Looking at cleavage is like Looking at the sun. You're not supposed to stare, you're supposed to get a sense of it and look away!
There’s really no need for the Yankees to hold their end-of-the-season press conference. We all know Cashman and Boone are returning.
A word of advice, don’t ever turn your husband down when he initiates intimacy. I know sometimes you’re not feeling it, but bite the bullet and go along with him. It’s not worth the resentment he’ll feel or the inadequacy he’ll experience.
The Yankees need a manager who will demand discipline, accountability, and execution-not someone who seems more concerned with keeping everyone comfortable. @RealMichaelKay
In case you haven’t noticed: a man and a woman were designed to compliment each other. In order to reproduce, they fit perfectly together with their bodies. It’s the only way to continue the human race.
I told her I’m only going to put the tip in and then she said ok let me have the rest of it and I said no, a promise is a promise…I was balls deep the whole time me.
