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Dear KittleRiddle: this is going on your Wikipedia page.

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Joined October 2026
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Good morning, Europe. Good morning, Moscow. And a very good morning to John Mark Dougan: former Palm Beach County deputy, Moscow resident since 2016, and, according to Microsoft, Clemson University and Recorded Future, one of the people behind Storm-1516 / CopyCop.
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Our personal favourite: in April 2026, mid-fight over his Wikipedia article, he asks Qwen how to get his rewrite restored, and has his appeal reworded “so that it’s coming from KittleRiddle and not John Mark Dougan”. It’s in the Qwen archive.
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To the FSB and the GRU: you’re welcome to read along. Apparently babysitting this American import is where the budget goes. Quite a catch. Corrections and tips: jd@baldvolf.com, or Signal BaldVolf.1972. Товарищ майор, ставьте лайк. baldvolf.com
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