The poise of a provocateur spell casting an all-you-can-eat fiesta: https://xitter.cf/t.co/29CXdhEsC3

Chicago Heights, IL
Joined December 2010
Everyone loves the small fry cause we are the tastiest.
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My naked eye is trained. I can tell if you are sporting drawers or not.
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Dude made it worse 😭
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You can shoot your shot only Once. In fantasy you can wish for more wishes. But in reality one strike and you got no More shots at Bat.
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What it's like at the rooftop swimming pool of a high rise building during an M7.7 earthquake.
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LAPD gets outmaneuvered by dude on a scooter: 🎥: @losangeles6693 on IG.
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The difference between ten bucks and one buck is the Zero!
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As a pantser, I feel called out.
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Georges Méliès, The Eclipse: Courtship of the Sun and Moon (1907)
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Damn, you can’t even go to a drive-thru without fearing you might get shot too. A gunman opened fire at an In-n-Out in Twin Falls, Idaho.
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Grown ass women will raise men who ain't shit and then turn around and tell all her doting fembots In town that there man also ain't shit. You all have the character arc of a ramen noodle. No wonder hardened criminals wouldn't trust there other half with their service pets.
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I saw a post on Reddit that said, “When you walk through a museum, you’re not just looking at art. You’re moving through centuries of people trying to explain love, grief, power, beauty, and belonging.” I don’t think I’ve ever seen a museum described so beautifully.
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I have 69 problems 🤓 And a bitch is 31 of them
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2 girls 1 car… Won’t understand why people try to fight cars??
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Sure starring in your own red carpet rollout as the lead role in a world premiere feature film is cool and all but have you ever tried to make a dollar out of fifteen cents? Hashtag fancy that or riddle me this.
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If revenge is a dish best served cold according to the most vile ruthless and notorious homicidal serial cannibals then enjoy an Ice Cube Sorbet on me. No rest for the wicked or weary?
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The fictitious evil mass murdering their vulnerable prey by biting off their ear drum and sucking their cranial matter with a slurpee straw.
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Nothing is so difficult as not deceiving oneself. Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Cyborg interface. As the machine and user adapt to each other over a lifespan. The new age dream of a human-computer symbiosis is as old as the dream of autonomous robots. AI grants integrated beings the tools to reshape our brains and minds directly.
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Karma comes in Many ways. It’s a strange full circle moment for flat earthers wearing baggy skinny jeans. Fold the four corners of Earth and the middle disappears altogether. The new age phonies are somewhere between lost in orbit and reborn.
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