Chymus is live! If you've ever wanted to do humoural magic during the industrial revolution, this is one for you! pencilpaper.itch.io/chymus

Our game Chymus has freeform spellcasting, faction-based bonuses, humoural theory, and class consciousness!

Amulet of +2 protection against discourse

Remember, when dealing with a sphinx, any sufficiently weird cat is a valid answer to basically any riddle

Implement capitalism into your game by giving 1% of the players 99% of the levels up.

Player: So, I made my characters for the planescape campaign... Me, putting on boxing gloves and stepping into the ring: Ah, sorry, no, this is a Painscape campaign

Reverse murder mystery. Someone cast True Resurrection on the local dickhead and we need to figure out who to punish for this.

What do you mean, "do I get exp"? The sword's the one who killed the monsters, it's the one who gets a new fighter level.

The prophecy has come true, and the end is upon us. Not all of us will survive what is to come. But we must stand against this darkness. So heroes one and all, I call upon youI call upon you to rock your body right. Because the time we dreaded has come. Backstreet's back, alright

Every time you use a magic item, roll a d10. On a 1 it turns out its actually a fake made of papier-mâché and paint

Episode 89 of the Probably Bad Podcast, "Brexit Dragon, Laissez Mort, and Metacurses" is up!

Fuck it, why do only the PCs get to be horny? It's Urug the Bugbear who's rolling to seduce this time, motherfuckers.

Warlock who totally has a patron, they just live in Canada, you won't have met them

It's often hard to get access to the big bad's internal motivations without it being contrived. Resolve this by giving the Lord Of All Miseries a podcast

Exciting update - by request we've added a pay it forward option since they are in fact now all gone.

We've put up 20 community copies of chymus on itch! Get them before they're gone! pencilpaper.itch.io/chymus

The PCs receive a message saying a band of trolls are threatening a village and pleading for help. When they arrive ready for a fight, it turns out the trolls are actually wealthy landowners and what they need to be stopped from doing is setting up a satellite mall.

Hey I forgot to tweet about our space pirate playtest! Lots of fiddle with but they did fully steal the grabber arm from the enemy ship so that's fun

Balance your party by making sure you have a heartthrob, a rebel, a cute one, an older brother type, and a smart one