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Blend Amy, Carla, and Kiki from @BadMoms2017 and that's me all the way.
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Key West? More like Key YES! #pcpromposal2k17
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@BadMoms2017 might win this week but we're just gonna kill you with this for now
Ansley Friesz aka Candace
-5'4"
-Avoids shots like they're compliments
-Won't hesitate to call mom
-Will hit u harder than Lia in powderpuff
Katie Milo aka Angry Elf
-3'6"
-Watch ur ankles
-Only thing smaller is ur teams chances
-Can finish large coffee faster than u can shoot
Liz Howard aka Clutz
-5'6"
-Will drop you like her coffee
-Walking hazard so stay clear or get crushed
-Use presidential powers to impeach u
Lauren Wagner aka Crooked Hillary
-5'6"
-Channels power of the pantsuit
-Deletes emails, so good luck finding her
-Will rig the whole thing
Caroline Moore aka Wonder-Bread
-5'7"
-Daddy meter analyst
-Cross her get toasted
-Will insult you until you turn your gun on yourself




















