@BadCopyNZ

Headlines from NZ. Read it and weep.

 Auckland, New Zealand
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Joined November 2012
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BREAKING NEWS: LITERALLY, BROKEN. This guy looks JUST like Johnny Depp, oh wait, he looks nothing fucking like him. Get a grip Lyttelton. Original story:...

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Confronts. Was this translated from Dutch? Have these people not read fairy tales?
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Ok.
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Forks out, more like knives out with the dreaded taxpayers in the headline.
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Lessees were told 4 years ago by the landowner that their lease was ending but think the Herald can drum up some sympathy - so they can continue to risk polluting the lake and stay more than the 183 days annually they are allowed to. Herald obliges with a Residents/Iwi headline
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This isn’t a news story, 1 News #YourVote2020
1News@1NewsNZ25 Sep 2020
.@JudithCollinsMP claims if she were PM 'the All Blacks would be winning' tvnz.co.nz/one-news/new-zeal… #YourVote2020 #nzpol
Sometimes you have to accept the limitations of being a newspaper/a tweet. #tryhard
The Washington Post
@washingtonpost6 Jul 2020
Ennio Morricone, Italian composer who wrote ‘ah-ee-ah-ee-ah’ theme of ‘The Good, the Bad and the Ugly,’ dies at 91 wapo.st/3e7duE1
World leaders behave like these characters who are in the movie the Irishman a movie about the mafia
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Big hat news.
Newshub@NewshubNZ17 Dec 2019
Defence Minister Ron Mark in scuffle over his cowboy hat at Fleetwood Mac tribute show bit.ly/2swvVQA
Breaking, exclusive, revealed....Sonny Bill Williams changes his surname after meaning the PM. stuff.co.nz/national/politic…
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Sal@SimpleSall7 Aug 2019
For FUCK SAKE @nzherald you absolute toe rags! This woman was a victim of sex trafficking, she acted in self defence! Fuck you guys and your headline writers. You’re disgusting!
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I understand using this as a crap story on your website but don’t promote it on Twitter - it’s news of what happened on what we’re already reading? If you’re going to click this story, you already follow HC, aye. Hub of shame.
Newshub@NewshubNZ7 Aug 2019
Helen Clark reveals another map comparing New Zealand and Europe, internet becomes obsessed bit.ly/31tdngp
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Jeremy@greytownbuilder1 Jul 2019
This......is a news item?
Newshub@NewshubNZ1 Jul 2019
Cheesy garlic bread sandwich launches at Subway bit.ly/2Lo0ejU
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Insurance maybe?
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Once you leave NZ, you’re dead to us and we burn all photos of you. Totally a normal news story.
RNZ News@rnz_news30 May 2019
Budget 2019 model quit New Zealand for Australia due to cost of living rnz.co.nz/news/national/3909…

Budget 2019 model quit New Zealand for Australia due to cost of living

The woman pictured on the front cover of the government's Budget left Auckland because of the cost of living, and now lives in the Gold Coast.

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How write a news
“News hub can reveal” #themagiciansofbollocks
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“Let's hope KFC does the right thing and deliver New Zealand-wide soon.”
Newshub@NewshubNZ24 May 2019
KFC delivery expands its delivery to more regions bit.ly/2WnhxHJ
I’m ‘sceptical’ about ‘skeptical’. #Decepticons
290 dead and this is the main story. Hopkins is a joke and the Herald is a joke for writing about her. Sorry not writing, just copying tweets to cobble together a story.
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Newshub@NewshubNZ20 Apr 2019
Passenger wears all her clothes to avoid baggage fee bit.ly/2IGnzfe
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