@BadBeatTy

πŸ€‘ Enjoy life ✌️ εΉ³ε’Œ

 New York
Joined April 2012
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When I have a man cold and my wife asks me to take out the trash
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mac miller was right, i'll do anything for a way out of my head
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Hyped up my buddy to talk to a chick at the bar and she fucking maced him
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Chambliss is HIM
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As a football fan you can always say β€œAt least we aren’t the Browns”
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Guy who’s whole reason for not killing himself is because he just wants to marry a girl and have a loving family and be dependable and make his mom and dad proud
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β€œDad what was RuneScape like back in 2006”
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Chess after sex
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Mad I never thought of this. New good eats unlocked 🫑
π–ˆπ–π–†π–‡π–†π–Ÿπ–Žπ–™π–Š@raisinchoirgirl
Sep 17
before bed snack the likes of which doordash could never
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When the principal asks my 9 year old how in the world he got the idea to start a gambling ring to bet on football at recess
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HOW LIFE FEELS AFTER SUCCESSFULLY DIGGING YOURSELF OUT OF THE HOLE NOBODY KNEW YOU WERE IN.
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These mfers are retarded. Everyone has to work more cuz everything is expensive af but they want you to drive less now. We live in a loony toons world ran by senile old men
unusual_whales
@unusual_whales
Sep 16
US Energy Secretary has said Americans should drive less if they want lower gas prices, per BI
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xan@lilxan1k
Sep 15
closer to lung cancer than a stable relationship
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β€œWorst she can say is no” And then she crits me for 80% of my HP
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Having a fancy job sucks when you just want to be a deadbeat that plays runescape
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Ntimbana@Lulxmx
Sep 15
ETA?
Trimudehemaa@akua_ohenewaaa
Sep 14
Eventually you’ll find your person
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Sibel
@sibeleth
Sep 15
What a boring planet. No dragons, no wizards, no fairies. Instead we have idiots and taxes.
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Lau@laufactss
Sep 15
Instagram privado y twitter pΓΊblico como toda persona de bien
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Ignoring miserable people is actually one of my favorite forms of self-care πŸ˜‚
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