Would cum for a Diet Pepsi with a slice of lemon right about now 🥴

LOLing @ minor forms of autism (in the contemporary sense of the word)

My kink is a full nights sleep

Harriet tubmans pu$$y so wet she left an underground snail road anywhere she went

Having disgusting passionate sex inside my enterprise rent-a-car

My son has dick cancer and we don’t have insurance so we just gonna send him to school in a dress and let the public education system do their thing

British people, what’s the better breakfast?

Women used to be slutty for attention. Now they’re whores.

Ethiopians not letting white people in to see the arc of the covenant

If your home country has large corporate gas stations it’s my country too ✊✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿

“Don’t care if you’re diabetic. If you take insulin you’re not straight edge.”

“who would ever want ME to pass em the blunt”

Friends are the coworkers you choose <3

Global warming is just the tip of the iceberg

Tinder simulator

Kanye to his new personal trainer

I’m a huge fan of JK Rowling. Also I hear she writes books

Don’t really care what people say. I know for a fact Pit bulls are the sweetest, nicest, most gentle animals to ever eat a baby

My sperm got bones 💯 💪

Calling all gurl bosses 🚨 ⚠️ I’m following the next 3 billion bad bitches who comment ‘All natural green phiosphage glymite Vega face creme 30% off sale’ on my Onlyfans bussy pic 😘💋