I sent this pic to my 11 year old son and his response is both spot on and priceless!

So much talk about hydration breaks at the World Cup and that they are a money grab, blah blah. If I’m a coach/ manager I relish the strategic opportunity. If I’m a player, nothing better than a quick water break. The “This is the way we’ve always done it” crowd cracks me up.

The Gator social media mob is as big of a problem as Stricklin. Dragging our biggest donor through the mud based on a recording without factual confirmation is just idiotic. My guess is that most of these fools did not graduate from Florida or even come close to getting in.

While I fly almost every week, those granted “pre-boarding” access never cease to amaze me.

Key to success: You want to have top players return next year with the new coaching staff? Don’t social media mob pile on your own team, freaking idiots, the coach is gone. Sit back and stfu now.

No doubt Napier is an incredibly nice person, but his stubbornness led to his demise at Florida. I refuse to feel bad for someone who is getting a $20M severance, especially with the way his contract is worded.

My favorite is when one side accuses the other side of lying, while using half-truths of their own to back the claim up.

Hey @DIRECTV, so you can’t figure out how to negotiate a contract with Disney and lose ABC and ESPN for weeks and as a gift to me you’re raising my rate by $8? #howtotreatcustomers

This is the time of year when you find out which of your friends, family, and people you admire want it to be dark at 6:30 pm during the summer. This is way better info than what side of the political spectrum they are on.

Dear @X, is there a way to stop posts from randomly disappearing in the middle of reading during a scroll?

Dear @Apple, If I type in well, don’t automatically change it to we’ll. If I type in hell, don’t automatically change it to he’ll. If I type in were, don’t automatically change it to we’re. I know you are smart enough to pull this off.

Insanely myopic that AYSO Region 1370 (Boynton Beach, FL) will not reschedule or modify our team’s YOUTH soccer game on Saturday Dec 3 that is DURING the biggest World Cup game in USMNT soccer history vs the Netherlands. @AYSO_Soccer @USMNT

Hey @chuckittoys I love my Chuckit! ball so much, I sleep with it. Sincerely, Teddie Van Howlin

Help me understand: What is the purpose of international law if no one is able/can enforce it?

Daylight Saving Time should be permanent. #savethedaylight

Landmark win for Florida Gators Men’s Basketball according to ESPN!

Canceled or Cancelled: Which is Right? | Merriam-Webster it merriam-webster.com/words-at…

MKTO How Can I Forget = The Outfield Say It Isn’t So. Same melody, chorus harmony. 🤦‍♂️