this is totally satire, Mr community guidelines everything I say is satire

Joined April 2024
He should have skipped school that day tbh #sandyhook
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She believes that all minorities carry the same liberal inclusive belief system as her.
“Why are you doing this? Stop! Why are you doing this? This isn’t the issue.” Actually it is. Undermining the west, colonizing the west, burning, stealing, destroying. Only a naive liberal would project their own noble values onto their enemies.
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I can’t wait for the entire world to be filled with hungry mutts that don’t maintain
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I need that fat fucking LeBron James bigger cock in my hole
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Even the edgiest girl who says “nigger” and “faggot” will get upset when Shane Gillis says women dress like whores at the gym
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I refuse to believe Hassan piker has membrane bound organelles
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Harambe is my George Floyd
Just watched the harambe footage again and yeah that gorilla was definitely about to kill that child. Completely different energy.
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Let’s just say in death grips level niche
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You know I was planning on making a joke tweet that his death was deserved for his silence on gaza but I realized that would be crossing a line
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Check out the Tom hanks on this site You can play the Jew or not Jew guessing game
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My philosophy class smells of cigarettes and foreign allegiance
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I’m the stinkiest little negro you’ve ever met
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The only thing Lucy Craig got was some free Key and a good time
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This is the same type of man that has a tattoo that says “dead pedophiles don’t reoffend”
Once I was with a ladyfriend at a bar and we ran into an acquaintance of hers who was this kinda guy. Whenever I went to the bathroom he'd scoot closer to her and repeatedly ask if she "was sure she's safe." We left because he was creep. But yeah this is (incompetent) male intrasexual competition
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I don’t think he understands how appealing free pussy sounds
performative fag pretending to be outraged at the cornell 7 to try to get some pussy
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Ask every normie talking about the “Cornell 7” what they know about the grooming gangs in the UK
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My frat bro cousin posted “release the Cornell essay” nigga you are the Cornell essay 😭
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The only person I’m sexually attracted to is my girlfriend and all the girls on pornhub
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I just ripped a fart that many would label “generational”
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Who needs haters when you have my girlfriend while I drive
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I’ve gotta stop wasting my time because I only have so much
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