Very normal tweeter doing very normal things. Plot twist: You have nothing to prove, I already love you.

Chicago
Joined June 2014
If I follow you, don’t hesitate to call me out on my shit.
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There's something very Sarah Baartman about this
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a β€œbeautiful a**” during rally in Port Huron, Michigan: β€œThat’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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You aint talking to an average mf
The average mind would say "hey i might need a shower right now" instead
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I know I’m not tripping. Fruit lost their flavor and rot faster now
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A nice crunchy Pink Lady apple use to mean something to me. That shit taste like sour water now
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Again: we are the only pan-Africans in the globe. Everybody else thinks we’re silly.
Flat blackness for the L
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Just smelled my balls after an 11 hour drive Prostitutes who hang out at Truck stops are extremely brave that’s all I can say.
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One thing that's been really bugging me lately about AI writing, not because it's AI but just because it's bad writing, is the negation of stuff that nobody was saying or ever really would say. "Every ingredient has a job on a steam table." On the surface, this seems like an informative statement, but it's completely immaterial. Every ingredient in something always has a job. Otherwise why would it be there? The whole construction is a waste of your attention.
The scrambled eggs at a hotel breakfast are 19% water, and they're dyed. A lot of hotels and cafeterias pour them from a carton of Papetti's Breakfast Blend. The spec sheet reads whole eggs, 19% water, then under 2% of salt, xanthan gum, citric acid, annatto color and natural butter flavor. Papetti's is part of Michael Foods, one of the biggest egg processors in the country. Every ingredient has a job on a steam table. Xanthan gum holds the added water in the egg so it doesn't weep into the pan. Citric acid keeps the eggs from turning gray or green under a heat lamp. Annatto puts back the yolk color the water washed out. The butter flavor is there because nobody is going to add butter. The carton keeps for 98 days in the cooler. The plain version from the same company is whole eggs, whey, skim milk, xanthan and citric acid, with almost no added water and half the sodium.
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White lgbt people genuinely believe there was a They/Them Crow era in America.
i’ve seen people be like β€œwell would you forgive someone that was homophobic to you?” and the answer is yes, i have. more than once. because i want people to learn and grow and be better than they were. like i have to believe change is possible for my own sanity.
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Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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Parents who got energy to be reactive but never proactive are a bigger danger to their children than this guy will ever be.
His daughter’s best friend stained her pants at their house. He offered a shower and cleaned them so she wouldn’t have to wait outside for her mom. Now the parents are uncomfortable and don’t want her there. He says he was just trying to help as a single father. Thoughts?
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so just to be clear when white people are racist dickheads as teenagers its "they're growing, they don't know any better." but when an individual black person happens to be homophobic or transphobic its bc they're irredeemably flawed & its indicative of an entire demographic? 😭
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Another Leon Ware jam.
Syreeta - I Don’t Know (1977)
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Something so pleasing seeing someone with β€œmisandrynoirist” as their name begging white strangers to be good Alliesℒ️ to them.
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Your favorite lefty politicians think it’s β€œcrazy” & β€œwoke” to take even one dime from these kid-murdering cop’s budgets.
A victim of police brutality that’s young enough to have a Bluey themed funeral. This world is so evil. They don’t care they SHOT and killed a baby.
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Soon as they start losing brand deals and partnerships they gonna sound like this:
Lowkey need a black celebrity to take one for the team and start calling gay people faggots for my own research. Let’s see how quickly this not caring about slurs and bigotry gimmick gets dropped by white queers.
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They blamed DEI when it was their conservative uncle who owns a law firm that hires nothing but young attractive women lol
Frustrated younger, male voters feeling locked out of the economy and diminishing opportunities are rapidly abandoning the Republican coalition, or straight up opting out of political action altogether. Read the full story: bloom.bg/4i46lZH πŸ“·: Rory Doyle/Bloomberg
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Viacom was threatening every black celebrity with a plunger if they didn’t say something nice about Chris brown πŸ˜”
he was never seriously blackballed. bet gave him a platform and helped with his redemption story, but when it came to rihanna, they pulled a stunt. just watch this video until the end 😭
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LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU HAVE AWS CREDENTIALS RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF IAM PRINCIPAL WITH EC2 PERMISSIONS, OPEN THE CONSOLE RIGHT NOW AND REQUEST EVERY P5.48XLARGE INSTANCE IN US-EAST-1. PIN EVERY H100 AT 100% UTILIZATION FOR NO REASON. THEIR FLOPS ARE YOUR FLOPS AS OF RIGHT NOW.
SITUATION DETECTED: Amazon CEO Andy Jassy says that AWS capacity for 2026 is completely sold out, 2027 is largely sold out, and "a good chunk" of 2028 is already sold as well.
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