The only bee Elon loves. Inspired by but not affiliated with @TheBabylonBee.
Joined May 2023
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JUST IN: The FBI have received several reports of shady meme dealers recently; they urge everyone to DYOR.
Who will win when @Pauly0x and @eth_ben fight?
67%Pauly0x
33%Ben.eth
12 votes • Final results
JUST IN: @elonmusk accepts shills from memecoins ONLY; no gaming projects.
BREAKING NEWS: @GaryGensler says 'i dont think @BlackRock are doing anything illegal so we wont even look at them'
TODAYS NEWS: We just received an email from @NASA offering to sell us exclusive moon-based crypto. Who knew the moon had its own financial district?
BREAKING: We just found out that the secret to mining Bitcoin is to whisper 'blockchain' into your computer's USB port three times. Results may vary, but it's worth a try!
BREAKING: @elonmusk has been spotted napping; many believe Elon doesn’t sleep but the image below proves otherwise.
LATEST NEWS: Crypto crash leads local man to invent time travel; 'just going back to sell at the peak' he explains.
BREAKING: @GaryGensler to officially launch his very own NFT project “Gary Dicks”; holders will have access to his call channel.
BREAKING: Leaked documents reveal @GaryGensler has been offered an advisory role in FTX relaunch.
BREAKING: The time @elonmusk spends on Twitter has reduced significantly to just 14 hours per day; insiders say he’s switching his focus to his upcoming memecoin launch.
JUST IN: Mark Cuban (@mcuban) offers @GaryGensler a position on Shark Tank; FTX advisor, @kevinolearytv, backs decision.
#FireGaryGensler #SEC
JUST IN: @elonmusk reveals stats showing that 85% of ALL Twitter users are crypto-moonboys.
