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A 6-year-old @TheBabylonBee prophecy fulfilled
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In honor of Facebook ending its fact-checking partnerships, here are the funniest fact-checks of Babylon Bee jokes:
A running 🧵:
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Happy Jan. 6 🎉
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If you like our @TheBabylonBee sketches, go follow my good friend, our producer @Jarret_LeMaster. He has the range to play everyone from Satan to Jesus. (His wife told him he has to start using cutting-edge technology more, so he finally learned how to use the internet)
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Woke Dungeons And Dragons
Woke Dungeons And Dragons
The new edition of Dungeons and Dragons includes trigger warnings for content you feel is objectionable. Plus, Orcs and Beholders are cute and friendly now!
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If you're feeling stressed out, here are a few things you can do:
1. Go outside
2. Get some sunlight
3. Raw dog the air
4. Think positive thoughts
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You may have heard that the Southern Poverty Law Center has targeted our organization for a hit piece. They've taken personal information about our authors and pieced together a story that is meant to "expose" our anonymous staff to their employers and the general public.
We wont' be intimidated by these efforts. While we take the actual issue of doxxing very seriously and will defend those on staff that wish to stay anonymous, what we don't take seriously is this organization that's behind the attack. They are angry, bitter, resentful hacks that feel like their ability to pummel people into worldview submission is slipping away.
Let them try to smear us. In doing so, they reveal the true villain in themselves.
Dan Dillon
CEO and Co-Founder of Not the Bee
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RFK Jr Balloons To 350 Pounds After Single Bite Of Mcdonalds buff.ly/3Og38Xi
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The FBI literally have government agents at Facebook and they did at Jack Dorsey’s Twitter. Take a million seats Josh
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RFK, Jr. Jumped In Dark Alley By Count Chocula, Chester Cheetah, Kool-Aid Man buff.ly/4hRSJP6
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Satan Devastated After Kamala Loses Election
Satan Devastated After Kamala Loses Election
Satan gives a downcast press conference after his candidate, Kamala Harris, loses the 2024 presidential race, and teases what his plans are for next season.
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Trump has won and the libs are officially owned.
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Last night was the end of the world. Luckily, we have a new book to help you survive it.
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New 'Kamalexa' Amazon Echo Rambles And Never Answers Your Questions
New 'Kamalexa' Amazon Echo Rambles And Never Answers Your Questions
Introducing Kamalexa: the edition of the Amazon Echo that can listen to your questions about the economy, the cloud, and traffic - and then ramble incoherently and never get around to answering.
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The new Mass Effect board game has pronouns on its character sheets. The designer called anyone who complained about it a "manbaby". I'll be returning my copy, and I rated it a 1 on BGG.
I was then immediately kicked off the website I've been a member of since 2012 because of my religious beliefs that differ from the extremist gender ideology of the designer. Why the bigotry and exclusion, @BoardGameGeek?
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“I've been told at times that these are right-wing values. I'm like, ‘Are you insane?’ This is literally the fundamental values that made America what it is today. And anyone who's against those things is fundamentally anti-American.”
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This real chart that hasn't been digitally altered shows us 22 spots ahead of the second most popular conservative documentary.




























