31 he/him The strong man who has known power all his life, may lose respect for that power, but a weak man knows the value of strength and knows compassion

Paisley, Scotland
Joined January 2013
Elon Musk
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food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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Bunch of 20 year olds just doing an S Tier Airplane style bit randomly at their party.
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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hate it when my side hustle (employment) gets in the way of my main hustle (watching movies)
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National Tight Ends Day isn't even a real holiday. the NFL adapted it from a pagan fullback festival held each year at the time of the fall equinox
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Alasdair Forrest retweeted
as someone on movie edits tik tok rn this is my pick for greatest star wars edit
The money for nothing rogue one edit just makes me want to run through a wall probably the best SW edit of all time
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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The money for nothing rogue one edit just makes me want to run through a wall probably the best SW edit of all time
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Three reasons why I love Captain America
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To: ██████ █████ From: Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com> 28. Oct. 2016, 3:12am Nick Sirianni, nice person, should invite him to the island again.
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That Harvard education coming in clutch
Went Dugtrio at FB bc low man wins
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First swim lesson for Couscous, the little blue penguin chick! 👏 💦 🐧
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Balkans this week: 🇽🇰 Kosovo elected first Catholic President 🇷🇸 Serbia got first Lesbian President 🇧🇦 Bosnia elected 3 Presidents (2 female) 🇦🇱 Albanian capital Tirana’s mayor will run the city as an AI avatar from prison
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Ok, this is a very good joke
Reading off the lineup at a prog rock festival
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This is so Slow Horses. I can hear Jackson Lamb saying 'fucking red diesel' then coughing up a lung laughing himself horse at First Desk & the Park.
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A bear family piled into a parked car in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, on Friday, after the adult bear skillfully opened one of the vehicle's doors. The bears snatched items from the car which they later discarded in the parking lot. abcnews.visitlink.me/vP3yYe
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Doink Doink
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A WIP caller compared Jalen Hurts' progression to Luke Skywalker becoming a Jedi Knight: "Luke was an up-and-comer, but he had Han Solo, Chewbacca, a team around him... By the time he went to Jabba's cave with that hoodie on, he was the man."
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Play up the Glasgow Rangers 🇬🇧
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Oh my God SYSTEM OF A DOWN DOG This is both incredibly adorable and really cool Dude really brings it with the expressions, I gotta say
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