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Joined April 2009
Baba Kayai retweeted
I know Dave Chappelle is already writing Azealia Banks material for his next special. “She said I cheated on my wife. I was furious. Everyone asked me ‘Dave, is it true? Did you do it?’ And I was gonna deny it. But she also said I have good dick. Fellas, it’s a tough one...” 😂
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Frame 2: Shows a big white (dry) patch from Turkana down to Garissa. Could this be the Turkana Channel / Turkana Jet doing its thing? Experts on the timeline, is that what's suppressing the rain here? @MaithyaVilivu
⚠️⛈️🌊🍃🌡️Heavy rainfall, Strong Winds, large waves and High temperatures advisory. Moderate to heavy rainfall exceeding 20 mm within 24 hours is anticipated over the counties in Coast, Northeastern, Highlands West and East of the Rift Valley, the Central Highlands (including some parts of Nairobi) and parts of the Southeastern Lowlands from 24th to 28th October 2026. @MoICTKenya
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What's going on with @Safaricom_Care ?
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Baba Kayai retweeted
Waaah Kang'ethe is me fr 😂 – at Athi River, Kenya
Dahikania rîngî mûkajîta kang'ethe
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Kaende, sorry Kaindi sana 💪🏾
Tumefungua jam sasa mashallah
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Replying to @BabaKayai
You sure know H₂OW to be iMajinative through experience 😀
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I dig this!
Interviewer: So what experience do you have? Njoro: I have worked at Davis and Shirtliff I: Eeerm, so? Njoro: I know the drill I: Get out, una bore! Njoro: Well 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Baba Kayai retweeted
Tamia still out here singing “So Into You” down 28 years later. 🎙️
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Baba Kayai retweeted
Replying to @BabaKayai
Hii track sijawahi skiza bana! Enyewe Bien huwa star.
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Baba Kayai retweeted
Replying to @BabaKayai
Looks like the dust was culminating to the Rains we experiencing tonight ! Raining Heavily in Makadara , Jogoo rd
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I remember very well. And it made its way into the headlines.
Do you remember in 2019 when Nairobi experienced a kibunga (sand storm) that was said to originate from Arusha sides? Today was a mini that
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Baba Kayai retweeted
Mad max Nairobi
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Do you remember in 2019 when Nairobi experienced a kibunga (sand storm) that was said to originate from Arusha sides? Today was a mini that
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Baba Kayai retweeted
Strong winds propel dust clouds across Nairobi, reducing visibility in parts of the city
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mmzoea kuComongwa
Hamuoni kama watu wa Manchester United tuko na feelings 😭
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Half of Embu men are called Njeru
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Baba Kayai retweeted
I have a theory about that radio presenter who’s continually supporting Ruto by pretending to ask questions about why Kenyans hate him and can’t see the development he’s done. I believe he’s not been paid but is desperately attention-seeking so that he can get paid. Yuck.
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Very unexpected end lolest 🤣
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Haka hata sijui ko usema nini pale clock app, lakini ni content inaweza sana, na pia kanaweza. BV Computers and accessories FTW!
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