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Dis Ebertflus...I give em two t'umbs down for naht knowing how to play bear football.

NEW POST: the Maryland game, existential questions about mediocre big ten teams, will Northwestern's home mojo against Wisconsin travel to The Lake, and fiction pondering 19th century naming rights to Camp Randall bringyourchampionstheyreourm…

every game Caleb becomes like the 15th most prolific Bears passer in history, surpassing Weevil Olczankitz who threw for 745 yards over 15 seasons with the bears except for when he was in the War and Kyle Orton

COSTAS: What I don't understand is why Ruth, "the babe" his teammates call him, continues to gorge himself on hot dogs and soda pops. How could he look his teammates in the eyes and tell them he refuses to get vibrated in a belt apparatus to make him robust and healthful.

COSTAS: And yet there was no punishment for Harding, whose infamous domes represented him and his venal friends suckling at the teat of the American taxpayer. No for him the silent sleep of death was an escape from justice. 2-0 misses. DARLING: Nasty slider from Bieber.

NEW POST: More on the stadium, the bizarre Eastern Illinois game, and this season's fiction gimmick about stadium origins where I have invented a sordid history of Husky Stadium involving failed bear mentalists and a 1920s football power struggle bringyourchampionstheyreourm…

(watching the bears for the last 6 years developing quarterbacks) wow have big expectations for williams

NEW POST: On the Duke game, deciding to refer to the temp stadium as exclusively as THE LAKE, the two running quarterback strategy, and how i want to see a costume drama about conference realignment that takes place in 17th century Venice bringyourchampionstheyreourm…

to this date, "the bears are who we thought they were" remains the truest thing anyone has ever said about this football team

NEW POST: The debut of the lakeside stadium, Northwestern football still looks like that, and being unable to handle nears quarterback hype bringyourchampionstheyreourm…

arturas karnivovas (yelling faintly over a steam engine from the 19th century) you can still trade for zach lavine

arturas looks like a cold war spymaster grimly reporting the loss of his network in Czecho xitter.cf/BasketNews_com/status/…

DOCTOR: you should enjoy yourself. the world famous chicago cubs are playing tonight at wrigley field PATIENT: but doctor, i am the chicago cubs DOCTOR: oh, great (immediately rips a double off the bullpen)