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See? I wasn’t wrong about a degree being an insect repellent.
Marrying highly educated working women will be one of the worst decision u will ever make in your life. Big red flag.
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Replying to @PopCrave
it’s been 11 days and the sky is already literally falling
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There are daughters who were abused by their mothers, and then became mothers, and loved their kids well. Happy cycle breaking mothers day!
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Roe v. Wade is based on the 'right to privacy.' If the majority opinion by SCOTUS suggests that the constitution does not protect the right to privacy... that affects a WHOLE lot of other decisions. Buckle up - this is the beginning of a lot of potential ugliness. A thread.
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In light of the draft of a leaked majority Supreme Court decision to overturn Roe v Wade, I want to call your attention to the people that would be impacted most by the end of legalized abortion across the United States. 🧵:
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Replying to @TheRightCant
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When everything feels a little rough, I like to donate to a classroom. This one has kids who are in foster care or live in hotels, and they just want some balls and jump ropes so they can have a fun recess! donorschoose.org/project/rec…
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oh no, you say your child read a book with the word “damn” in it during the break between active shooter drills? is he ok
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This is what all of your boyfriends look like to me
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I hope Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly stick their tongues out at each other instead of kiss on the altar
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we teach our spinach to shrink itself. to make itself smaller
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This might just be the year I photoshop @GetLairdd into my Christmas card without asking
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Raise your hand if pregnancy and childbirth only made you *more* pro-choice.
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You know what OBs tell you when you call at 5 weeks and say you’re pregnant? They smile politely and say make an appointment for 8 weeks. Because that’s when you even begin to see if the pregnancy is viable.
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Some wonderful advice from @jonmsweeney
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George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.
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