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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀❪ IGNACIO VARGAS ❫ ⠀
⠀ ⠀ ‘ ⠀ stardew valley’s greatest
⠀ ⠀ ⠀farmer &. bitch 𝒃𝒓͟𝒆͟𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒓 ！⠀ ’
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⠀ 𝗖͟𝗨͟𝗡͟𝗧 training your e͟x boyfriend. isn’t he
⠀ cute❓ can’t you hear how much of a
⠀ 𝐖𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐄 he’s become?
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I͟G͟NACIO V. ⋄ retweeted
It’s gotten to such a bad point. . The teacher doesn’t even remember putting on cow print. . The farmer gets a god’s stamp of approval!~
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⠀ 𝐂𝐔𝐌 𝐆𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐒 can’t resist getting nasty
⠀ on the farmer’s 𝗦𝗣͟𝗨͟𝗡͟𝗞͟ ͟𝗦͟𝗣͟𝗜͟𝗧͟𝗧͟𝗘͟𝗥. let your
⠀ brain ❪ 🧠 ❫ get rotted on the rancid
⠀ fumes.
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I͟G͟NACIO V. ⋄ retweeted
Of course the god had to come check out the newest renovations. . What better way to spend Father’s Day than with 𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐈𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐨. Seems the teacher has more in common with the 𝐂𝐨𝐰 𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐬 than she thought~
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⠀ don’t YOU want to be the farmer’s newest
⠀ county winning COW? ❪ 🐮 ❫ a fist gaped
⠀ cunt and a useless clit. your future awaits
⠀ at #𝗩͟𝗔͟𝗥͟𝗚͟𝗔͟𝗦͟𝗙͟𝗔͟𝗥͟𝗠𝗦. sign up below. 📄
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⠀ the barn has been under some renovation.
⠀ and your 𝗙𝗔𝗩𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗧𝗘 farmer is ready to
⠀ make some cows 𝐆𝐔͟𝐑͟𝐆𝐋𝐄 on it.
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⠀ aren’t you ashamed? selling your dignity just
⠀ for one night alone with the farmer, unable
⠀ to forget the way he churns your insides.
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⠀ he can hear you. pressing your nose to the
⠀ screen like the pig are. trying to get a sniff
⠀ of something you could only wish to have.
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀❪ IGNACIO VARGAS ❫ ⠀
⠀ ⠀ ‘ ⠀ stardew valley’s greatest
⠀ ⠀ ⠀farmer &. bitch 𝒃𝒓͟𝒆͟𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒓 ！⠀ ’
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⠀ sorry about your girlfriend, heard she went
⠀ missing. wonder where she could be. oh, right.
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⠀ another failed muscle-slut trying to simulate
⠀ the raw feeling of the farmer rearranging his
⠀ insides, but it’ll never feel as good as the real
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I͟G͟NACIO V. ⋄ retweeted
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⠀ ever wondered why the farmer’s moonshine
⠀ comes with such a potent taste? all thanks
⠀ to a thick and creamy secret ingredient
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⠀ the aftermath of another turned fxg, who
⠀ easily fell to the potent s͟losh of the farmer’s
⠀ creamy seed.
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⠀ you claim to be a “strict top,” yet this is how
⠀ you’re left after one round with the farmer’s
⠀ superior nut coursing through you.
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⠀ ever wondered why the farmer’s moonshine
⠀ comes with such a potent taste? all thanks
⠀ to a thick and creamy secret ingredient
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I͟G͟NACIO V. ⋄ retweeted
𝗙𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁𝘆? Well quench that thirst with the newest beverage sold only at 𝗩𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗮𝘀 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺𝘀! Now introducing to you. . 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐊! Thanks to the wonderful farmers @Peterspideyboy and @BREEDOLOGY ♡ Get yours now!
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⠀ now that @AUSSI3PR3MACIST’s training
⠀ has come to an end, the cow has been very
⠀ picky about who he lets goon to his doughy
⠀ ass.
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