Don't waste your time wandering DP. Hit the block button. ✋🏻✋🏾

Might we do it as a mash-up with the Flake advert?

It's just good that the government let us know as soon they knew. Nothing to do with the successful coup to deny the govs preferred choice for select committee chair. Nothing at all

Definitely Jeff n Dixie

The government is scrapping plans to make it easier to change gender and intends to protect women-only facilities, The Sunday Times reports...

We can't unsee what's happened in the course of this last week. The next time that BJ comes out giving it large, as if he's swishing a massively thick and hard porn star willy, everyone will know that he's really just a limp and flaccid man who's not able to rise to the occasion

It looks like it's going to be summer up there for a few more days so you might want to invest in a set of these 😄😄

Ice lolly?

I made my mind up Mr Johnson and the problem is your judgement.

Diego says be a mouthy shite. He says puppy pics are for tiktok 😀

You know what to do 😳

Oh Iain! That "knot"!!! You're never too old to learn though. I recommend the uncommon and classy Plattsburgh knot to you

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"where is he? He's in Nice with his trotters up. T@&t!" 😯😯😂😂 Danny Dyer launches expletive-laden attack on David Cameron over Brexit youtu.be/-W77154J0-w via @YouTube