Semi Professional Historian,Follower of Shiva,Crippling Alcoholic, Psilocybin Enthusiast

Tuscaloosa,AL
Joined April 2022
A Chrysler 300 looks like a phantom until a phantom pulls up
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Gotta get this guy up and kickin this Monday morning
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What if alcohol is addicted to me? These are the questions. I’m asking myself at 1:13 on a Wednesday. it can only go downhill from here.
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What if Kim Jong-un was as bipolar as a 22yr old blue haired girl from CSU?#toiletthoughts
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One More Sleep 🙃
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How it feels switching back from Velos to Zyns
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I don't remember the part in BMS where Alex Moran has to sit through an 8-hour onboarding course.
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Johnny 2 time retweeted
I’ve never been more confident of a football player than I am of Keelon Russell
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Ripped a Langathon today (listened to every Ella Langley song) and it had me feelin some type of way.
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When I catch the autistic kid at the gym trying to look under the stall
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Something about eating cold cuts straight outta the fridge man. Now I just need a wife to bitch at and I’m basically Tony soprano
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This guy gets it. #expand
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High and tight.
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Shaq and Kobe in their prime.
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Sex is good, but slipping these bad boys on when it’s 75 degrees is much better!! Can I get a hell yeah!!
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Johnny 2 time retweeted
What would black people do with 40 acres and a mule? Pawn it for smokes?
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Almost unfathomable that the liberals let us get to Friday again. What does Fauci need a pardon for if he didn’t commit any crimes? Yeah, that’ll play.
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Need to haze the balls of these pledges instead of handing them a friggin packet yo. These kids don’t learn like that, they need to learn face to face in a dark basement at 3 AM.
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Rebound Bosh…. Back out to Allen…. BAAAAAANG!!!
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