— 𝐖𝐚𝐬𝐚𝐛𝐢. 𖤓

i can't stop whatever happens , so best believe if something goes off that's on y'all -

do not come to our house this year i forgot i rigged the lawn with ink mines ✌🏿😭

Cake for lunch . . maybe i'll get us some milk too -

Hell yeah ! I got a red velvet :3

⚙️ || ngl same

⚙️ || I'M SAYING LIKE???

Decided to go Salmon Run for the one time and I accidentally popped a Basic Special on a group of Cohocks Turned around and saw a Smallfry look at me like this

i build a little helmet for master and i also whip up some contraption to shoot him at high speeds—and boom . the most lethal weapon in the city .

two words shark . cannon .

valid response . . . . . i just got the greatest idea ever

if there is anyone else i trust with my life besides my wonderful wife it's fucking solaris i love that squid ✌🏿😭

/ and giving them a swift peck on the lips . grinning . yes , yes it is .

/ snrk . you're too cute . fine , you win . you'd definitely find a way to slip free . . mainly cuz you're too unpredictable ~

Yeah ? Yeah you will ?

you forget i can stretch you can't escape .

i'm gonna lift you like a cat—