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JEREMY.

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𝐀 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐘𝐀𝐋 𝐎𝐅 𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐈𝐓𝐙𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋𝐃 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐀𝐓 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐘’𝐒.
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you can ask it but i don't think it'll answer.
⁣ ‎ ‎‎⁣ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𝓅𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕 ‎ ‎ ‎ ◟ ⁣⁣ 𝒃𝒐𝒚 ‎ ‎⁣ (@aftoisms) profile picture⁣ ‎ ‎‎⁣ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𝓅𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕 ‎ ‎ ‎ ◟ ⁣⁣ 𝒃𝒐𝒚 ‎ ‎⁣@aftoismsSep 12
⠀ ⠀ maybe⠀the⠀last⠀sock standing⠀knows⠀. ⠀ ⠀⠀
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i wish i could tell you .
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⠀ ⠀ was⠀the⠀bong⠀faz⠀—⠀tastic though⠀.ᐣ ⠀ ⠀
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i took too many hits from the freddy bong and i woke up by the highway without my pants on.
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managed to keep a sock, however.
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i mean, 's not like it can be helped. but with some people it's like.. ( really ) obvious, y'know?
⎯ 𝐻𝒪𝒲𝑫𝒀.ᐟ (@TAPEHEADING) profile picture⎯ 𝐻𝒪𝒲𝑫𝒀.ᐟ@TAPEHEADINGSep 9
`` Whー Y- Ya'know what, forget I asked 💧``
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ᅠ ᅠ𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝗺ichael , ᅠ ᅠactually . (@TVEAFTONLINEAGE) profile pictureᅠ ᅠ𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝗺ichael , ᅠ ᅠactually .@TVEAFTONLINEAGESep 1
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀M̲𝐈CHAEL AFT𝘖N ( FᴺᴬF ) ⠀⠀
Image from ᅠ ᅠ𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝗺ichael , ᅠ ᅠactually . (@TVEAFTONLINEAGE)
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uhhh.. me?
⎯ 𝐻𝒪𝒲𝑫𝒀.ᐟ (@TAPEHEADING) profile picture⎯ 𝐻𝒪𝒲𝑫𝒀.ᐟ@TAPEHEADINGSep 8
`` Who the hell starts a conversation like this ``
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you can really tell when someone was conceived from precum and not the real deal. like that janitor, for example.
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oh hell no, i'm not paying for it. that's why i have a boyfriend.
𝙅 𝘼 𝘾 𝙊 𝘽 . (@ShadowManSees) profile picture𝙅 𝘼 𝘾 𝙊 𝘽 .@ShadowManSeesSep 5
... SIGH ... For buying the special of TWO burgers and one soda you get a free kiss ! Only here at Bon's Burgers ! Buy ! Buy ! But !
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WHERE.
𝙅 𝘼 𝘾 𝙊 𝘽 . (@ShadowManSees) profile picture𝙅 𝘼 𝘾 𝙊 𝘽 .@ShadowManSeesSep 3
Men kissing . ( Audience cheers . )
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Image from . . . 𝑳𝒊𝒔𝒂 .ᐣ 🎭 (@INNCENTVICTM)
. . . 𝑳𝒊𝒔𝒂 .ᐣ 🎭 (@INNCENTVICTM) profile picture. . . 𝑳𝒊𝒔𝒂 .ᐣ 🎭@INNCENTVICTM28 Dec 2025
i don't 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 you ﹑ but you need to 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐮𝐭 of my way .
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accepting applications for new friends. mine are awful.
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💢💢
⁣ ‎ ‎‎⁣ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𝓅𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕 ‎ ‎ ‎ ◟ ⁣⁣ 𝒃𝒐𝒚 ‎ ‎⁣ (@aftoisms) profile picture⁣ ‎ ‎‎⁣ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𝓅𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕 ‎ ‎ ‎ ◟ ⁣⁣ 𝒃𝒐𝒚 ‎ ‎⁣@aftoismsSep 3
⠀ ⠀ are⠀you⠀sure⠀.ᐣ⠀completely positive⠀.ᐣ ⠀ ⠀
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I DON'T HAVE A STENCH. I SHOWER!!!
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⠀ ⠀ are⠀you⠀gonna⠀kill⠀me⠀with the⠀stench⠀of⠀your⠀pizza hands⠀.ᐣ⠀﹙😏﹚ ⠀ ⠀
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hmmm.... spite?
𝙅 𝘼 𝘾 𝙊 𝘽 . (@ShadowManSees) profile picture𝙅 𝘼 𝘾 𝙊 𝘽 .@ShadowManSeesSep 3
So how are you talking ? Zombie ? Ghost ? Ghoul ?
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and all it took was me dying.. nice.
𝙅 𝘼 𝘾 𝙊 𝘽 . (@ShadowManSees) profile picture𝙅 𝘼 𝘾 𝙊 𝘽 .@ShadowManSeesSep 3
Free pizza wins my heart and affection .
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why are you being nicer than my actual friend.
𝙅 𝘼 𝘾 𝙊 𝘽 . (@ShadowManSees) profile picture𝙅 𝘼 𝘾 𝙊 𝘽 .@ShadowManSeesSep 3
Cool man . I'll bring flowers .
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minus 5 minutes ago.
𝙅 𝘼 𝘾 𝙊 𝘽 . (@ShadowManSees) profile picture𝙅 𝘼 𝘾 𝙊 𝘽 .@ShadowManSeesSep 3
Sick . When do you die ?
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YEAH, BUT YOU WON'T FOR MUCH LONGER.
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⠀ ⠀ HE⠀LIVES⠀⬇️⬇️ ⠀ ⠀
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WHAT THE HELL MAN.
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⠀ ⠀ is⠀it⠀because⠀you⠀smell⠀of⠀it⠀.ᐣ ⠀ ⠀
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