O͟’H͟A͟R͟A͟.

⠀⠀ 𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐔𝐄𝐋 𝐎’𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀 ♯ ℭ𝔞𝔯𝔠𝔬𝔰𝔞 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

when you are the only one serving cunt

aghast

let’s take ibuprofen together 🫴

RAAAAAAH

⠀⠀ ( vanishes ! ) ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ great . ( takes a few steps back . ) glad you do . ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ( his gaze moves sharply towards the sword . he doesn’t feel threatened and thus , returns his gaze to where it had previously been ) i know you won’t , you are one of our best for a reason after all . that’s why i need you here . hopefully you understand that now . ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ( he seems too distracted to catch the other on their slip up . it’s something he’ll likely kick himself for later . ) yes , please do so . there are a lot of things in this building that if they get into the wrong hands could be catastrophic . ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ but they are one the rise . parker was telling me not long ago that the science department reported a missing artifact AND evidence that data had been copied . peter also thinks it’s linked to the disappearance of his bathrobe but that is foolish ( and a blessing ) ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ targeted ? don’t be ridiculous . you are one of our best and that’s why i need your helping guarding our data and technology . this place isn’t exactly a secret even if i wish it were . ⠀⠀

we all have to protect the society . it comes with signing up to join .

// RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH EATS HIM

// this verse needs more villains so @reginaearachnis and i might be fixing that problem 😇

SNEEZES

unfortunately yes i do . you are bad for the sanity but good on the heart , parker .

i need to be taken out back old yeller style .