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Your friendly neighborhood rum running socialist wife-guy dad.

St Paul, MN
Joined March 2011
So Outlook is not working globally and I heard my wife say, "I don't know what I'm going to do at work tomorrow" and I was thinking "The same thing we do every day! Try to keep the teams icon from turning yellow!"
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Keep flooding the algorithm. Chris Van Hollen Ayanna Pressley
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Feeling like @reynoldsgareth when @daveanthony revealed that this wasn't President Harry Truman
Harry Truman refusing to leave his house and 16 cats before Mt St Helens eruption in 1980
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A therapist once recommended the book Work Won't Love You Back by Sarah Jaffe. It's a great read! workwontloveyouback.org/
Protip for young people entering the adult work place, even in “progressive” spaces, your work place will never change, no matter how much feedback you submit, how many meetings you have, how many situations you share, its for optics, they don’t change Leave
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I couldn't be happier that Angie Craig lost the Senate primary & didn't run for her House seat and got replaced by this absolute king
Congressman-Elect Matt Little at the DFL election watch party 🎉 in downtown St. Paul: Three things to know about the message that America sent to the White House tonight: “That Pete Hegseth is a dipshit… that J.D. Vance is a dipshit… that Donald Trump is a dipshit! … Someone in the ICE regime is going to jail. … We’re going to hold Congressional hearings, and they’re not going to be able to wear a mask. … What’s happening in Gaza is a genocide. … No more weapons, no more money for Israel. … I’ve got a message for health insurance companies: Don’t try. I’m not your friend. You can’t buy me. … I don’t give a shit.”
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Me on election days.
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Really good piece
Haley Stevens’s defection from the Democratic vote isn’t a story about party intrigue, writes Ta-Nehesi Coates, but one about “violent, chauvinist power.” Read the full essay: vanityfair.visitlink.me/zXJG…
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Okay, so here's the thing. If you didn't read Bad Blood or the early WSJ reporting about Holmes (which I did, obsessively, because I am obsessed with scammers) you had a completely different experience of this movie. You *cannot* have engaged with that media, and then
Okay, I saw You Can See Everything. And I'm about 95 percent convinced Elizabeth Holmes picks unpleasant, awful men to be her partners because she looks better and slightly victimized by comparison. Because I'm sorry - she's just *awful.*
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Forget 15 minute cities, here is everything that is on Wikipedia located within a 30 minute walk of where you are: neil-scott.com/localwiki/
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the third paragraph of this YCSE review by @ocksportello (which obviously has spoilers) is the best thing I've yet read on the movie bkmag.com/2026/10/21/you-can…
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You Can See Everything is a film that is so shocking and groundbreaking, that it gets you to root for a man showing a woman a video of a comedy sketch
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Ad copy for your local taxidermist:
time heals everything as long as you have a bag of sand to fill your holes with ❤️
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That’s the backstrap. Most tender cut of the pizza. It belongs to the hunter.
Pizza employee gets caught finessing slice from someone’s order [H/T: IG guysrunningfromcop]
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Shakespeare after a Sarah Squirm performance: The lady doth grotesque too much, methinks
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THREAD. Did you know that Minneapolis police deployed 101 personnel to a 7-person vigil held one morning at Renee Good's memorial? The cops generated $1.92 million in overtime cash for themselves.
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The best feeling is putting your keys into a bag you're about to check
taking your keys on a trip feels so silly it’s like hmm yeah lemme bring these just in case where i’m going they have My Door
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Disability is a site of class struggle because it exposes the lie of meritocracy. We show that survival isn’t earned—it’s organized, or it doesn’t happen at all.
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what’s the best building of all time
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