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wish I was 6 foot with a dad bod. Wishing I had a truck and not a Mazda. I shave my legs and ride bikes really fast for entertainment.

Morrisville NC
Joined April 2012
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I only ate ~half~ my birthday cake this year so if you see me looking skinny don't be alarmed ✌🏼😝🍰
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Got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome yesterday. So now I take adrenal and juul. -vine – at Durham, NC
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I’m already tired of the cold weather. This shit sucks.
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This bike is in its natural elements amid the lava fields of Kona. A look at Maja Stage Nielsen’s ride for #IMKona.
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Dad bods Tide pods Juul pods Making America great again. Ahhhhh
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Uffff that color – at Durham, NC
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Some days the patriarchy don't wanna be hopped lmao 😐
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If you have the word fit in your name on Twitter or insta are you actually fit??? – at Durham, NC
Why are girl jacking up the side of then bikini bottoms till their arm pits?! What happened to keeping it at the hip? It way hotter. – at Durham, NC
What’s up with everyone having a fitness page now? – at Durham, NC
Last year, @sven_nys broke the internet with his @ChiCrossCup antics. This year Timothy Strelecki showed he learned from the master.
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House shopping is kinda stressful. If anyone knows a house in morrisville with 3 rooms, and a 2 car garage for $250-275k. Let me know. I’m done looking. – at Durham, NC
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It’s just a bunch of rain here in cary. – at Durham, NC