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BDSMetroid & NSFW posts. DMs are open if you liked my posts or replies and want to discuss them (especially if you want to talk NSFW). 😉 Minors — DNI. 🤭

Somewhere In Europe
Joined November 2025
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Did I just take the best Ocarina of Time photo of all time?
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like omg look at this pretty boy after the redead finished him, adult link is the hottest link has ever been
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Took a couple days but someone *FINALLY* uploaded the full, uninterrupted Redead from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo Switch 2. And it's so hot! youtu.be/z8hA91pnfTQ
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redead is having some fun with the pretty hero of time haha
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hero of time but some zombie townspeople are too much for him 😭
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How Metroid Prime 3: Corruption should have ended.
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Working on my wrist shot right now! 🥵💦
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Go Czechia!
Canada Red vs. Czechia | Semifinal 🇨🇦🇨🇿 Canada Rouges c. Tchéquie | Demi-finale 🇨🇦🇨🇿 💻 hc.hockey/U17Stream2026 📊 hc.hockey/U17Stats2609 📊 hc.hockey/M17Stats2609 #WorldU17 | #MondialM17
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If you’re not fapping to Sammy, you’re doing it wrong.
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The Zero Suit would look so good on her. 😊
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Broke up with my girlfriend today because she caught me enjoying @LolaMaradonaa's cake. 😭
takes me so long to get ready
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David Burns retweeted
Distracting Fortnite players from getting the pirate token by shaking Grace Growne Yams
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Oh yeah! That's better!
Going to need this with Adult Link ASAP.
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Redeads and Gibdos with Adult Link ... I think the internet is going to love this.
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Same thing said every year. They think they’ve won the game before they step on the ice. So cocky! Can’t wait for Europe (and especially Czechia) to humble you for the forth time. 😭
Canada's #WorldJuniors team will be a tough roster to assemble - plenty of quality players will be cut. With just over a month until training camp, I took a look at what Canada's roster could look like: dailyfaceoff.com/news/2027-w…
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Cocky celebration for being up 6-1 after having lost to Czechia and Finland. They’re just kids, of course, but it doesn’t bode well. WJC players are the same. Hopefully, Europe gets to humble Canada in their own country this year at the WJC … would be nothing more satisfying. 🙌
A pair of @TheWHL first overall picks connect! 🤩 Maddox Schultz (@WHLPats) intercepts the pass before he tees up Madden Daneault (@Kelowna_Rockets) to extend 🇨🇦⚪️'s lead! #WorldU17
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Going to need this with Adult Link ASAP.
【1分プレイ動画】リーデットに吸われて大の字に転がってしまう勇者リンク #redead #時のオカリナ #リーデット
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I JUST GOT FIRED FROM MY $150,000 A YEAR JOB BECAUSE OF THIS GIRL
It’s lowkey so small
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