I fell in love with a whore at the age of 22. Really should have gotten that out of my system sooner.
One of my brothers is in the ER after hitting laced air duster. Fuck man please test your cans #bagdemic
One of my coworkers ran into Pat McAfee in the FBO at the Oxford airport on Sunday. Apparently, he showed confused, in a white wifebeater, and filled the building with the stench of weed.








