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Amazon’s New Predestination Prime Service Just Sends You Stuff You Were Going To Order Anyway babylonbee.com/news/amazons-…

Amazon’s New Predestination Prime Service Just Sends You Stuff You Were Going To Order Anyway

SEATTLE, WA—Amazon has opened its new Predestination Prime for signups, a handy new subscription service that sends you the things you were predestined to order from eternity past.

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The Babylon Bee · Aug 26, 2021 · 2:00 PM UTC

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Ben & Jerry's Unveils New Antifa-Inspired Flavors babylonbee.com/news/ben--jer…

Ben & Jerry's Unveils New Antifa-Inspired Flavors

SOUTH BURLINGTON, VT—Ben & Jerry's has long been known for the ice cream company's political activism, introducing flavors that support many progressive causes.

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The Babylon Bee · Aug 26, 2021 · 3:00 PM UTC

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California Now Requires Companies To Have At Least One Gang Member On Executive Board

SACRAMENTO, CA—In a move to encourage inclusion and diversity, a new California law now requires companies to hire at least one gang member to serve on their executive board.

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Not the Bee · Aug 25, 2021 · 6:03 PM UTC

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Trump released a new ad about Biden and it's absolutely devastating notthebee.com/article/trump-…

Trump released a new ad about Biden and it's absolutely devastating

Get ready for this and wear protection:

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The Babylon Bee · Aug 26, 2021 · 3:57 PM UTC

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White House Begins Pinning Talking Points On Biden's Back For Maximum Visibility babylonbee.com/news/white-ho…

White House Begins Pinning Talking Points On Biden's Back For Maximum Visibility

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Many reporters and American citizens are growing frustrated as they can't get a straight answer out of President Joe Biden. When he gives a press conference, he starts spouting...