Make El Nino pity us and our birds

Im convinced the key to looking young is staying slim

You fit dey try to be bigger person make dem dey see you as dodoyo

I don dey mechanic workshop since morning, and almost ₦300k don comot from my hand. If you no get car, no worry yourself. You no know the kind luck wey God give you. Car ownership na another level of billing! 😩💸 😭💔 😂🤣

It looks like Michael Carrick will take training at Manchester United today and could even be in charge against Chelsea on Saturday. That's good news. 👏

If there’s a mirror near the bed, I hope you understand the assignment.

Punter go dey boom back to back but once I follow the punter sporty go dey punish me for money wey I no follow chop

I don’t know if I’m supposed to say this oh😭 Deep down every uni student wants to actually vote for TINUBU in 2027 I’m a beneficiary of Nelfund Student Loan & I must say, he actually cooked with that initiative

All AA & O+ are sick this period.

Burial of my lovely sisters 💔😭 This is to inform the public that the burial date,time and location have been fixed for the burial of Late Esther Meinzide and Late Magret Meinzide 💔💔 May your souls and the souls of the faithful departed through the mercy of God rest in peace 🪦 😭😭😭🙏🏻

A Unilag student did this for my birthday last year, I paid 10k. This picture is unedited, and I loved how the makeup matched my skin tone perfectly. Charging crazy prices doesn't prove your skill.

The TS Academy people are wise ooo. The acceptance fees is ₦26,000, with Don Jazzy influence , I am 💯 sure that 10,000 people will pay the acceptance fees. ₦26,000 * 10,000 =₦260,000,000.00 Jesus 🙏. ₦260M ?. How much will they pay Don Jazzy ? Maybe ₦50M and they’ll gain ₦210M. Who’s the owner of TS Academy? I need to learn how to do business from him. 😂😂😂

Harry Kane obviously, they always give it to the person whose winning will not make noise.

Who takes it home? #BallonDor Harry Kane Kylian Mbappe Lamine Yamal

I am back officially——- model is ready for NCCA & NBA.

You always be my special person.

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