Bud Bronson & The Good Timers

Man, the new @Stranger_Things trailer really makes me wanna listen to @ozmaofficial. #doubbledonkeydisc #HopperLives open.spotify.com/album/4DnBJ…

How long are these massages? Seems like a steal. @Visible #ad

Hi. Making it harder for people to buy guns, especially automatic weapons, might not end all mass shootings. But not making it harder for people to buy guns will definitely not end mass shootings. If that's confusingly worded, try this: #GunControlNow Common sense.

Can the Mets sign Dallas Keuchel and clone him 4 times? #Mets

Dirty Few is breaking up. I wrote about it. We play with them one last time Sat. nite at @marquis_theater. westword.com/music/dirty-few…

(3/3)... Dear Wilpons, please go. Really, what hope at all do I have for this dumb team? @Mets #mets #BryceHarper #fucked

(2/3)...win-now move, and then just sit back while their division rivals get significantly better? Why aren’t they trying to lock up the young core of their team? Where did the days go when they would sign Beltrans and Pedros, and trade peanuts for Johan and Delgado?...

(1/2) I know no one wants to read my #mets thoughts but fuck it, here are my Mets thoughts: FUCK. I hate their current strategy and I hate knowing that the Mets are not going to make the playoffs for the next like 10 years. Why go halfway in? Why trade the future for Cano in a...

Well this is VERY NICE.

(2/2) And they’re paying Canó until he’s 40 … but have no interest in paying Harper or Machado up to age 35? Really? #MetsTwitter #mets #jimbowden

(1/2) The Mets decided to trade for Canó and pay him $24 million per year through age 40. That means they’ll be paying him and center fielder Juan Lagares a combined $33 million this year, the same amount Harper and Machado will probably end up with....

So what if the Nats upped their offer to Harper? We got Keon Broxton! #NLEastfavorites @Mets @GMBVW

Today I discovered I live on the same street as the dog from Big Dog T-shirts, and it’s the exact opposite of the day I discovered Santa wasn’t real.… instagram.com/p/BsN8grDlQX-m…

Very nice thing to hear from a guy who knows more than a thing or two about music (and baseball).

Very nice thing to hear from a guy who knows more than a thing or two about many things.

This is nice too! We've been on some lists. Mostly those of our friends.

Thanks Bill!

I am powerless to not eat my roommate’s hummus while they are away for the weekend. #nofreewill