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Morgan McSweeney vadas his barney as Keir Starmer’s chief omee-palone, chinwagging he was the one for putting the idea in the UK PM’s lug to set up Lord Mandelson in his bijou position
Morgan McSweeney resigns as Keir Starmer's chief of staff, saying he was responsible for advising UK PM to appoint Lord Mandelson bbc.in/4rIKSYd
🚨BREAKING🚨
Old twank Auntie Mandy nabbed on Bona Island
UK government refers material to police after review of Mandelson-Epstein emails, Downing Street says bbc.in/49VGsXV
🚨OLD TWANK GETS NABBED BY ROUGH IN FLOWERY LATTY 🚨
BREAKING: I understand former Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins - serving a 29-year sentence for child sex offences - has been murdered in Wakefield jail. More on @Channel4News shortly
Labour has proposed an extended ban on bottom trawling xitter.cf/PolitlcsUK/status/1931…
Bona donner Sarah Pochin claps “should you get blagged by Lilly for dragging up in cod foreign clobber?”
“Nishta” screeches Starmer
Reform UK MP Sarah Pochin asks will PM “in the interest of public safety follow the lead of France, Denmark, Belgium and others and ban the burka?”
“I am not going to follow her down that line,” Keir Starmer says
#PMQs bbc.in/43uDLt2
Trade gets mardy, tries to burn down old twank’s Downing Street lattie
PM Keir Starmer tells MPs suspected arson attacks on properties linked to him are "attack" on democracy
bbc.in/4mffJJZ
Reform UK screeches it'll send its bona Elon Musk-style Department of Gaff Effish (Doge) crew into local auths
Reform UK announces it will send its first Elon Musk-style Department of Government Efficiency (Doge) team into local authorities
bbc.in/3HzvWJW
"Can you vada straight-up today that this [defence dosh] will defo be dollied?" @ChrisMasonBBC claps Keir Starmer
"Charper, I can," the PM vadas.
"Can you unequivocally say today that this [defence spending] will definitely be delivered?" @ChrisMasonBBC asks Keir Starmer
"Yes I can," the PM says
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