ᴋ ᴀ ᴄ ᴄ ʜ ᴀ ɴ ♚

𝓑𝓸𝓶𝓫𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵— ☠️

No nut November is for fucking losers, empty your fuckin’ balls in me before I fucking murder your shitty face.

Waking up hungover and sticky. No, he didn’t lose his costume. He went as a nudist, obviously.

💥: Seeing slander of the doujin where Kiri has to fuck Baku 100 times or he dies,,,,, That was actually a very formative piece of literature for me and I do take any criticism extremely personally

Sitting. Bored. Wishing someone would spread his fat cheeks and slobber on his tight asshole and slicked up pussy.

Fuckin’ BORED.

Happy jocktober, nerds. Eat this jock strapped bubble butt. 🖕🏻

<— Making blowjob motions at you with his fist and mouth. Want some fuckin’ head or what?

Gettin’ railed at the gym by sweaty dicks all day. Who’s next? He needs another fat boner stretching his holes til he’s squirting cum all over the gym equipment.

Somethin’ about Sundays just makes him so damn horny… About to find the nearest nerd and just start riding the fuck outta his boner.

Sunday. Means spending the entire day with his legs spread, rubbing and playing with his sloppy, needy pussy.

Happy birthday, Shitty Hair~ Now come get your birthday cake.

Dammit, not again—!!! 💢