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Writer (THE BIG FINISH @BerkleyPub) | Ex-Engineer | Rep @FolioLiterary | MBR @dfw_writers | Occasional (re)tweeter: writing, life, finely curated amusements

The Big D, TX
Joined May 2014
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Um, so this happened. For some reason I keep laughing at it like I've robbed a bank or something and no one has caught me yet...@people magazine book of the week: #TheBigFinish @BerkleyPub @FolioLiterary
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Congrats @AdamSandler. You’ve become a highschool’s dress-out theme for homecoming week. No greater honor, imo. Knighted by the youths @JJPearceHS.
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“An age is called Dark not because the light fails to shine, but because people refuse to see it.” -James A. Michener
Alix Earle reveals to Interview Magazine she has never read a book.
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This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it late at nigh, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #Book
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Annie Dillard, hero to so many of us writers.
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There are so very few worthy arguments to be found online these days…
The best video you'll see all day
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The words are grand. The delivery is grander. Ah, Shakespeare.
“Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more.” Watch this video and you’ll be fired up to charge into a new week. This performance of Henry V is from @thebasecreates. Absolutely spectacular work.
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In 1990, Dolly Parton went on vacation in Ireland. She walked into a local pub in County Kerry and delivered a flawless performance of Coat of Many Colors. A heart of pure gold who made people smile across oceans.
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107 degrees and currently replacing our broken, 20-year-old A/C. Last night was toasty…
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Haven’t had a #headlinewinner in a while but this will do.
JUST IN: Hiker walks 10 miles down Montana’s tallest mountain after impaling himself on a pole, hoping to avoid a costly helicopter evacuation.
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How does a college teach a public speaking course…online? Because it’s a thing. Make me understand.
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― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned
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I heard an interview today about AI in creative spaces and the man being interviewed said “AI is data, and Data can only look backwards. Creativity looks forwards.” And I need to sit with that in the best possible way.
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Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette
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Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - GK Chesterton
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Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???
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Me realizing that if you replace the "W" in "What", "Where", "When" with a "T" you will answer the questions
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unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
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Χριστός ἀνέστη! Christ is risen!
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Why are the Oscar-presenter sketches so cringey?
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My friend's daughter forgot the word “dandelion” so she described it as “the one that explodes into wishes.” I like that better.
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