Man, you'll never guess what happened. Me & the wifey took a quick trip to Tatooine, doing a little sight seeing. So I'm leaning on the rails & then *BLAM* ID falls right into the sarlaac pit. Fucker are it right up. Anyway, I need a new badge haha.
-2nd day on the death star
I think we restore power to people who love camping last. Y'all love to unplug, go ahead and enjoy it
I don't mean to be insensitive but do you ever get jealous that diabetic people get diagnosed candy?
<<<<<the masculine urge to hold 4 connected markers above my head & honking like a Tatooine Sandperson at my desk after a cheeky Friday lunch beer
Praying to my ancestors for their strength in my toughest upcoming battles (famatasy football semis)
The internal monologue I have to convince myself that fruit tic tacs are mints and therefore not candy would land me an Oscar nomination.
If you gained the knowledge of whatever piece of paper you ate, how many stacks you putting away a day
Would love to get tattood people/no bumper stickers in a room with no tattoo people / yes bumper stickers to decide who's really committing the greater sin