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It passed!
I'm going to celebrate by having 3 crumpets for my tea 馃拑
Treated myself to a posh latte from the Greggs while I'm waiting for my car to be done.
Just a regular size tho, gotta watch my figure for Christmas, plus I'm not made of money
Morning.
My car has it's MOT today, so if you could all have a word with Jesus for me, the car and life in general, I'd be very much obliged.
You have a nice face - if anyone tells you any different, tell them to book in for an eye test, because they're very fucking wrong.
Dance
Morning.
October will be alright.
Don't let anyone or anything bog you down and keep doing your best to move forward.
If anyone tries to make you feel bad or they don't appreciate your face, tell them to piss off, because you're going places and you don't need their shit.
Word
This weather disappoints me.
Everything seems better when the sun shines, this rain just makes everything seem a bit rubbish
Cut the grass and done a bit of hoovering for my mam, I've also treated her to some apple pie and custard that I got from Bury market for 拢1.50.
You know the score.
Still available
My pal, Posh Paul is 50 in a couple of days time. I haven't got the time to sort him out a card, so I've made do with what I've got.
He'll never know.
I've also sent him a bar of chocolate that I got on the cheap from the Aldi.
Proper good friend, me
There's been a workman round this morning fixing some electric stuff, and it's the UK law to offer him at least 78 brews
I've got to be honest, but I'm not liking this Labour government a right lot at the moment.
Cutting the winter payment for the elderly is not the way forward
Morning.
It might be dull and miserable on the streets of Greater Manchester this morning, but there's nothing dull or miserable about your face. (Still available btw), anyway, you know the dance; tell people who are not nice or don't believe in you to piss off.
You'll be alright
The Big Issue seller lady, who every Friday I buy a drink for told me today that her son is starting school over here, and would I go into the shoe shop and buy a pair of shoes for him. I said no, but now I'm feeling a bit bad about it, but she asked me for 拢50 at Christmas...
Morning.
Clocked that the leaves have started to fall already, it doesn't even feel like we've had summer yet. Anyway, don't you let any shits try to take the sunshine away from your heart or face - those are the kind of people who thrive on misery and drama.
You'll be alright
I get very disappointed when the washing capsule escapes from the washing and sits in the washing machine door window, looking at me, saying fuck you, and fuck your socks and jeans too
拢150 to see those lads from Burnage is a bit steep. Last time I saw them I paid 48 quid, and I thought that was a bit strong back then
Earlier I saw a worm wriggling on the pavement. I carried on walking, then thought to myself that the worm might not make it in the sunshine and dry out like an old twig, so I went back, picked it up an put it on the damp grass.
A bird will probably eat it, but at least I tried
Morning.
You'll be alright today and the rest of the week.
I know I'm a Manc, but I always thought Blur were just that little bit better; however, I hope massive fans of those brothers get the news they're hoping for today.
You have a nice face.
Always give it full throttle
Let's all relive the 90's dream going to watch Oasis, with our dodgy back, bad knees and other age related ailments
