Azyr Weekly

Shining Company declared 'too much', Teclis forced to install dimmer switch.

Sigmar agrees that knowledge is power, locks tomes behind Golden Wall.

Sigmar fulfils promise to provide 'more Gryph'.

"The wheel continues to turn" announces Pontifex Zenestra at much anticipated summit - attendees unimpressed.

Tzeentch pushes update to foresight services, causing scryings to go haywire. It is currently unknown if this was done on purpose.

Gluttons forced to try new menu, admit they like it.

Khorne furious as war grinds to a halt, soldiers downing weapons to await news of their units' values.

Slaaneshi warband wiped out after enemy accepts offer of unlimited power.

Maggotkin of Nurgle on the backfoot, forced to reinvent the wheel.

Butchers in disarray as Gutbusters reject subtle new menu, demand spicy Stonehorn.

Kharadron scientists claim victory with invention of bullet able to damage endless spells.

Stormcast institute informal "don't ask, don't tell" policy as number of robe-wearing Liberators increases ten-fold.

Local Beastlord deploys into ambush, never seen again.

Skaven expansion held back only by limited supply of green LEDs.

Hammerhal Aqsha takes fight to Blight City, forces Council of Thirteen to join Homeowners Association.

Sudden outbreak of prophecy leading to visions of doomladen/bright future.

Anticipating imminent announcement from the Council of Thirteen, Lairbnb rates skyrocket as Skaven flock to Blight City.

Nagash develops new breed of dog capable of fetching itself.

Hammerhal Aqsha begins public relations campaign after Sigmar fails to reward successful crusade with pizza lunch.

Chieftain forced to muzzle horse during walks, battles - "Careful, she bites."