Husband and I reminiscing about the time I texted him on my way home: "Can you start cooking those sausages?" Then added < 3 as a cute little heart. He cooked 2 sausages.

Mike Jackson Kick Off time - about 4.45pm #twitterclarets

Bracing myself for the montage of what everyone's been up to at the end of #SewingBee

Sunday morning - 4 more leaves and a full English as a reward #homedecor #mural

Burnley fans waiting for a win #twitterclarets

More leaves painted on the kitchen mural this afternoon #homedecor

48 hours after we've all blinded ourselves, now we're moving onto tinnitus. Lovely. #severealert

Blank white wall in my kitchen, grabbed a pencil and drew a leaf design freehand. Painting 2 or 3 a week, no.9 coloured in this morning, keep going! #WIP #mural #homedecor

Burnley season ticket holders wanting to claim their complimentary ticket for the Notts County Carabao Cup game on 8th August, today is the last day #twitterclarets

I feel like a kid on Christmas Eve, where I want to stay awake and see Santa, but then remember he's got limited options at right back and sod it may as well go to bed #MEXENG

The camera work looks like they've stuck a League 1 game on Sky red button #England #worldcup #ENGNZL

Makhmudov coming out to the Todmorden flood warning siren #FuryMakhmudov

Fibonacci cat

Saw this comment on Facebook and thought "how can a baby born in 2002 be engaged? It's just a BABY." #old

Best moment of my Twixmas: Mr Clarke saying "Mellon". #StrangerThings5 #LOTR

Still trying to work out how Chase DeMoor found Andrew Tate's chin.

40 years. And we STILL don't know why the super-dooper-looper is the only way.

"Just look at the degree on that chick!"

Burnley Turf Moor today. Also thought Clarke Carlisle at half time was tremendous. What a message. #twitterclarets

My #emergencyalert went off at 7 minutes past 3. Seven minutes could be too late to make it to my bunker. Gee, thanks.

Did we walk out....to the Alton Towers music? #twitterclarets