Parody account. None of this is actually Azer’s thoughts/words (hopefully).

The best country in the world
Joined October 2015
Any pp system that isn’t scored by rank 1 plays on tech maps with hidden is objectively flawed
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Everyone calling the OWC mappool the Azer mappool is implying that there’s any mappool I can’t play perfectly.
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Beatsabers a bit too easy for me. There’s no maps technical enough to put my real skills to the test, probably gonna come back to osu on second thought
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Just got to AzerExpo, can’t believe all these people are here just for me
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Just thought of a good fix for the ranking system. Make me #1 and ban everyone else so the game only has actual rhythm game players instead of preteens that flick their cursor around quickly for low accuracy cheese.
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Funny how it’s my birthday but I’m the best present the osu! community has ever received lmao
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Anime Norths finally over, can finally be done interacting with mortals and get back to setting more once in a life time plays.
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Imagine having this pathetic shrimp of a farmer as #1 canada instead of a real rhythm game player like myself
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It sucks I need to take a couple days off of getting amazing plays on tech maps but if it’s to meet my thousands of fans I can’t say no
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Already #1 in Canada at all of these games, pretty easy when you’re the tech map master xitter.cf/azerfrost/status/99093…
I found heaven brothers
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Notice how nobody draws me; they’re clearly afraid to misrepresent perfection. xitter.cf/azerfrost/status/98705…
I love that every art contest there is always a taikonator entry and an 8bit entry
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Unfortunate that the staff made scorev2 purely to limit how much I can carry a team.
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Who the fuck is this scrawny nobody and why is he talking to my girl?
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Funny that people think I chase egirls when I could literally get any girl I want. I’m literally playing in two osu world cup tournaments, what other guy is doing that? Oh yeah nobody lmao
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Notice how I only make high level multi lobbies and not top level multi lobbies, that’s cause I’m the only top player.
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My girlfriend is almost as beautiful as my hidden tech map #1’s
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when u make a score when its qualified and say its unbeatable and ppl give you shit for it yet 2 months later the only one to beat that score has been me
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