@Awl

Be less stupid.

 New York City
TheAwl.com
Joined February 2008
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there's a very real sense in which this guy is keeping me here
derek guy
@dieworkwear7 Sep 2024
Replying to @Cobratate
are you talking about you and kamala harris?
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“At 56, I look back at my 16-year-old self and think A) where did you get the balls? And B) You really had no idea that was such a risky choice, did you?” Keith Gordon @DavidOfromNJ @Awl longreads.com/2018/01/25/the…

The Many Acts of Keith Gordon - Longreads

How does a young, successful actor become a relatively unknown director of most of the television you watch? And what’s next?

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My latest essay has just been copub’d by @Awl & @Longreads !This is a personal profile about KEITH GORDON (actor, film director, TV director), his career, life, and more. longreads.com/2018/01/25/the…

The Many Acts of Keith Gordon - Longreads

How does a young, successful actor become a relatively unknown director of most of the television you watch? And what’s next?

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I wrote a thing for the @Awl about a life-changing TV show, Fishing With @lurie_john, and the joy of fishing when you don't care about catching anything. theawl.com/2018/01/fishing-w…
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Last call on the @Awl, a tart tiny explosion theawl.com/2018/01/small-bur…
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Please do accept "weird pitches." buff.ly/2FIMRFz
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ABOVE EVERYTHING ELSE THE @Awl WAS A REFUGE FROM WRITERING
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A speculative story about the future of office interactions once employees “voluntarily consent” to mandatory microchip implants @Awl theawl.com/2018/01/snowplow/
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"These feelings are paradoxical and I achieve nothing." @scoutstout @Awl longreads.com/2017/12/29/fak…
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I wrote about my childhood friend and tae kwon do sparring partner Dave, who wanted a cake for his wedding and found himself at the Supreme Court, for the @Awl xitter.cf/awl/status/94428164585…
The Awl@Awl22 Dec 2017
Dave Mullins Takes The Cake buff.ly/2BRLz9Q
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The Awl let me write about dillweed (herb and insult) as part of their holiday series. Special appearance by the very nice Mike Judge. Dillweed (As An Insult) @awl theawl.com/2017/11/dillweed-…
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The Awl@Awl2 Nov 2017
Who are they without us? buff.ly/2zVDcsu
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Seems like a great time to repost "Rape Joke" by the brilliant @TriciaLockwood theawl.com/2013/07/patricia-…

Patricia Lockwood, "Rape Joke"

by Mark Bibbins, EditorThe rape joke is that you were 19 years old.The rape joke is that he was your boyfriend.The rape joke it wore a goatee. A goatee.Imagine the rape joke looking in the mirror, ...

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The Awl@Awl31 Jul 2017
Every time I hear Rocket Man I’m reminded of you reminded of me every time you hear Rocket Man. buff.ly/2tGhrti
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Is Twitter your job? theawl.com/2013/04/how-much-…
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i wrote about how jared has to pee while bannon and mooch get into a pissing contest xitter.cf/Awl/status/89101835338…
The Awl@Awl28 Jul 2017
THE MOOCH [slathering an everything bagel with scallion cream cheese]: What’s wrong, Wimpy? Can’t have more money? buff.ly/2tKro90
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BuzzFeed discovered 9% of people shit shirtless, yet the scientific/medical community has never even heard of it. theawl.com/the-shirtless-shi…
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it’s my last day running @Jezebel so i decided to blog for once jezebel.com/lucky-breaks-179…
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I stand by this. theawl.com/eleven-questions-…
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Some straight talk from The @Awl on news video. Minimal work and skewed use of views (vs. engagement) won't sustain. theawl.com/when-the-video-pl…
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