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Awkward Sayings

@AwkwardSay

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Joined May 2011
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when life knocks you down but you smile through the pain
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I would die for this goat xitter.cf/FriendlyAssh0le/status…
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FEBRUARY 15TH. TODAY IS NATIONAL ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY. rt while u can xitter.cf/FriendlyAssh0le/status…
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Today is the only day you can rt this xitter.cf/FriendlyAssh0le/status…
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me when I smell food xitter.cf/BabyAnimalPics/status/…
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Me sneaking into the kitchen at 2am to get food xitter.cf/BabyAnimalPics/status/…
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I’m dying 😂😭 xitter.cf/DankMemes/status/95449…
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When you show somebody a funny video үou have been laughing at all day & үou are waiting for them to laugh xitter.cf/Dory/status/8549609029…
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me after doing the bare minimum xitter.cf/vargassteffany_/status…
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xitter.cf/FriendlyAssh0le/status…
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"WHATS GOING ON IN SESAME STREET?!" 😭😭😭
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“Wyd for Valentines Day?” Me: xitter.cf/Dory/status/9582084363…
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when you think your life’s on track and then boom. All the bs hits you xitter.cf/BigMfArch/status/95230…
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what In the world is going on in scranton?? xitter.cf/nightcraIwer/status/95…
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😂 xitter.cf/FreeMemesKids/status/9…
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Me: “I’m gonna be productive today” *me 5 minutes later*
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Here’s a compilation of some iconic dog vines xitter.cf/gracieb7299/status/953…
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mood: xitter.cf/Dory/status/9520478601…
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What did we do to deserve dogs xitter.cf/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/9…
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this dog's reaction has me dying xitter.cf/viraIvideofeed/status/…
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