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🚨 Cain Velasquez opens up about his 2022 arrest for attempted murder for shooting at a man that allegedly sexually assaulted his child: “My son was in bed and told me things that are happening to him at daycare. So I ask questions about happened, he tells me, I said ‘how long as this been going on?’ — he said ‘a while.’” “So I did what we’re supposed to do. Make a report and call the authorities. They book him, he gets out on Friday that same week with no ankle monitor, nothing. He’s out in two days.” “Just seeing my son, the trauma coming out, seeing the hurt in him, him breaking down crying. Seeing Michelle [his wife] break down, and not being able to do anything about it.” “Now looking at the signs, my son started digressing in his potty training. So he would just wet himself. He was avoiding going to the bathroom.” “I lost it. I f**king lost the will to live. Didn’t care about dying or anything. I was in a different place at that moment. So I did what I did.” “I went on an 11 mile chase shooting at him.” via @ShawnRyan762

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Godfrey told the Oprah doctor joke and I wasn’t ready.

A lynch mob in southern Mexico took justice into their own hands by storming a local police station, breaking out two men in custody for child rape and murder, and then beating them. The crowd beheaded one of the suspects. trib.al/NwKOHMR

Remember that time when all of Hezbollah's pagers exploded, so they switched to walkie-talkies instead? Then the walkie-talkies started exploding too, so Nasrallah resorted to calling an in-person meeting. Then an airstrike yeeted everyone at the meeting? That was hilarious.

لحظه عبور جنگنده‌های اسرائیلی از بالای مراسم تشییع حسن نصرالله در بیروت. 🇱🇧 ⚔️ 🇮🇱

Will they ever meet? 🤔👀 Two men are walking around a massive circular water tank, trying to find each other.