protect ya neck 🦝

Joined April 2012
going on a cancer crusade and saying “Kelly Clarkson put us in danger” in the first 10 seconds bro this guy is insufferable i can already tell
Art of Play co-owner Adam Rubin speaks to USA Today at his store following Kelly Clarkson’s viral criticism of his store: “Kelly Clarkson put us in danger.”
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crackle and pop looking for their friend:
Me when I wanna cross the road safely
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imagining a rapper called OBG YN
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He really use to come on here and gossip like a stan
If @rihanna is dating @chrisbrown again then she has a death wish. A beater is always a beater--just watch!
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when I smell weed in public I think wow what a beautiful community where people come together and feel comfortable; perhaps they’ll share a hit with a kind woman such as myself
I don’t think weed smokers in apartments/condos know far weed trails… like you could be locked up in your room and people 2 units away will be smelling that shit.
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men be like oh so now it’s rape to rape people?
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just typed doordash into the doordash search bar
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"can i hit my vape in your house" girl you can hit me in my house idc
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i’d pay to watch Tomi get hit by a tractor trailer
Tomi Lahren on Ms. Rachel: This person on your screen is Hasan Piker in overalls and a stupid headband
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I’ve been like damn I’m in a great mood!! I’m awake for almost a day and a half straight I have no appetite and I am cleaning everything I can find!!! Then I just kinda paused and looked in the mirror like this when I realized what’s going on
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my ex’s sister died last month and it’s still eating me up that i never sent my condolences to him but i have no idea what the proper etiquette for that kinda thing is. like we haven’t spoken to each other for over 8 years
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i wish you could pin important text messages like you can with emails
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meanwhile i use it everyday at work
u dont really hear about construction paper much anymore
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sorry i Can’t hangout my clothes look fucking stupid on me
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My dog immediately after I swipe my credit card at the vet:
Just undiagnosed myself. I am perfectly fine
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No shade but I could read this
HAHAHAHA PLSSSSS
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U try supporting local businesses and a latte is $18
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"Liberty Biberty"
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