Chronically online degen since the AOL days. I'm not a trader, I just trade a lot.
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RT @binance: Our teams are aware of reports of a potential security issue and are actively investigating. At this stage, we have not confir…
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never be @Pumpfun
2024
> launch on solana, anyone can make a coin for $2
> get drained $1.9m by your own ex employee
> add livestreams
> watch a 13 year old rug his coin live
> pause livestreams
> block the uk after a regulator warning
2025
> make $15m in fees in one day
> get hit with class action lawsuits
> get your own x account hacked
> bring livestreams back
> launch pumpswap, cut out raydium
> get suspended on x before your token sale
> raise $500m in 12 minutes for $pump
> start buying back $pump with fees
2026
> become the first solana app past $1b revenue
> burn $370m of $pump, still no airdrop
> launch rolex packs and extract $2m in hours
> sign kimchi as your creative partner
> repost kimchi's new coin, then delete it
> watch it dump 98% in 30 minutes
> watch kimchi remove pumpfun from his bio
what a shitshow
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STOP SELLING A FAKE DREAM ❌
"millionaires will be minted via memecoins" 🤡
> @Pumpfun made $1.65M in revenue yesterday alone
> $65M in the last 30 days 🤯
> ~74% of solana memecoin buyers end up LOSING 📉
> the only guaranteed millionaire here is the platform
0.001% people will get rich. all of you will fund it
are you profitable on memecoins, or still funding @a1lon9 lambos?
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Testing out some of the mobile offline local knowledge apps that people have been trying to build
(see here poidh.xyz/mainnet/bounty/31 )
Definitely getting much better than the one I tried to build myself 2 months ago. But also still much slower and less effective at difficult questions than the models that can run on a laptop.
It's weakest at specialized travel-related queries (eg. my eval is "Tell me the best vegan restaurants in [city I am currently in]", unfortunately none of these performed well on that)
Looking forward to seeing these continue to improve! I hope we can soon get to the point where you can comfortably look up any facts about the world that you care about without needing to access the internet at all.
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Coinbase receives CFTC approval to launch its own US crypto derivatives clearinghouse.
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Update: @base is going to be giving more love to the trenches
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JUST IN: X partners with crypto and stock exchanges to allow trading from the timeline.
• Gemini
• Kraken
• Moomoo
• Coinbase
• Interactive Brokers
