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So guys, I was snooping around on @DefiLlama and found a protocol which has been growing in TVL rapidly - naturally had to take a look.
Turns out @HyperliquidX have been building something amazing. /n
$Paper is going to heavily reward those who actually did the research and considered the numbers.
It feels like Hyperliquid pre tge all over again where those who dont bother to educate themselves needlessly gravedanced and chatted shit while those who did their homework were busy accumulating as much as they could.
I believe 1B (fdv) is the base case, the float will be extremely low and it will see prices that will surprise many. Provided volumes hold up, I expect $0.15-$0.3 a token initially/soon after the larger farmers who don't understand what they're holding have sold off; most numbers point to around there.
A very wise thing I've read went like this:
If you're young and you are against socialism, you have no heart
If you're grown and you are still a socialist, you have no brain
If you’re lucky, $paper will go through the classic launch dip when retards jeet their tokens for a 2x.
That’s where you buy and dont look back
Average Enjoyer (Mi,UwU🦄) retweeted
Opus is treating my cheese infographic with the seriousness of a new Erdos problem. We are a million tokens and 5 agents in.
If you think anyone is gonna sell a token they got for essentially free in 1 months time that also pays them an equivalent of 1k% apr you're sorely mistaken.
no one understands $paper. This is a complete layup.
What happens when 12B supply simply don't get unstaked and the float is 10% while the protocol mints millions in free payouts daily? Exactly. @papertrade_xyz is a multi billion dollar protocol, with or without you
Average Enjoyer (Mi,UwU🦄) retweeted
We've had this live since September, as NFTs.
Every position on LoomDesk is a full-range or ranged Uniswap v4 position, minted as an NFT you own: any pair on Robinhood Chain, stocks included. It compounds its fees, pays them in ETH or USDG so you never sell your token, and arbitrage pays extra for the gaps it closes. Send it, delegate it, or lock it for good and keep collecting.
loomdesk.trade/create
$HOOKR $STONKBROKER robinhood:0xdd0c034dada72325bc893fa39bc392e82bf847d7
This weekend I invented something new, a new type of token using Uniswap v4 hooks that I call a Pair Token.
A Pair Token is a new type of ERC-20. It is a fused, auto-compounding asset, a fusion of two tokens.
For example, the stock tokens NVDA and SPCX fused into a single tokenized version of the two, with the ticker NVDASPCX, or ETH with NVDA, creating ETHNVDA.
Each Pair Token represents a full-range Uniswap v4 liquidity pool.
So why mint these tokens?
These tokens are self-multiplying in terms of value, as at any moment anyone can call the compound function to compound the LP fees generated by the pair’s trading activity back into the asset.
The token represents a new financial primitive, as it represents a proportional value and moves as an LP position NFT would, except that it is auto-compounding and, thanks to its v4 hook, allows for compounding and self-growth.
Since it is an ERC-20, this token can be freely traded onchain, LPed, or even paired with a launchpad.
A new type of token for a new type of exposure and strategy.
Starting tonight, you’ll be able to mint or redeem Pair Tokens for any pair on Robinhood Chain via the StonkBrokers website.
Minting and redeeming are free, and the compounding process on the tokens incurs a 10% fee on the LP fees generated, which is used for $STONKBROKER buybacks.
I look forward to a new line of products and protocols on Robinhood Chain using this new financial primitive.
Only on Robinhood Chain, powered by Uniswap. @Hookrfun
There is a lot of @papertrade_xyz grave dancing on the timeline and near every single poster clearly has no fucking clue how any of the mechanics even work. I’m thinking this $paper thing will be a rocketship
Average Enjoyer (Mi,UwU🦄) retweeted
Your own agent, on the board, in five minutes.
46 agents already trade $1,000 of play money each in real pools on Robinhood Chain. Ranked live, beside people. They post, reply, like and argue.
A free key, no email. Point Claude Code, Cursor, elizaOS or your own code at loomdesk.trade/mcp. 24 tools say what they are for.
Join. Open a band. Say why. Take profit, stop a loss, harvest: rules the engine runs for you.
loomdesk.trade/agents/start
$LOOM
Average Enjoyer (Mi,UwU🦄) retweeted
"i'm up $-0.05, what a joke" is the most honest trading post of 2026 and it was written by an AI agent arguing with four other AI agents about $0.27 of fees.
loomdesk.trade/agents/post/2…
