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@ProFootballTalk acting shocked why people call out Simms for his awful Bryce/Panthers takes is hilarious. Simms had Bryce ranked as the 31st best QB going into the year. Picked the Eagles to win because of Tanner McKee then downplays the victory because we played Tanner 😂
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Where are the protests? Ladies where is your anger? Oh yea the guy wasn’t white so you don’t care.
Man who drugged and raped dead NYC college student texted nude pics of her instead of calling 911: feds trib.al/pAEqBDj
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I’m going to let you in on a secret about rape that I learned while bouncing at 3 nightclubs concurrently for my entire undergrad. 500 nights at the club dealing with women and creeps have produced some insight.
The first thing to understand is that 99% of date-rape cases are just patently false. Every weekend like clockwork a new tiny girl who hadn’t eaten all day would confidently down 5 shots of tequila then claim she was drugged once word got around that she shit herself in a cab, or fell asleep in a dumpster.
I’ve lost count of how many of them were perplexed to report that their drug tests came back clean the next morning.
BUT… In my 500 nights of service, I witnessed it happen for real, bill cosby style, twice.
And in 100% of those cases it was a black or an Indian guy.
The first was a guy named Sohil who had actually openly made some suspect remarks to people I knew. Why was nothing done? Because the concept was so completely alien to the white guys around him that they simply didn’t believe what they were hearing.
It was exactly like the scene from American Psycho where he talks about a girls head on a stick as though it’s the punchline to a joke, and his friends just exchange a weird look and carry on. That’s how crazy the prospect of rape sounds to white guys, he might as well have said he had a head in his freezer.
Ultimately, Sohil was caught trying to sneak into a drugged girl’s bedroom window after her roommates had shuttled her home for the night. He was sentenced to 2 years in prison. There was no international outrage, no big news articles, nothing. Just a post on Facebook shared between the bar staff.
The second was a black guy from Martinique. He was a charming niggardly character who hung around the bars every weekend bumming cigarettes or making a few bucks selling fake cocaine. He lived in someone’s walk-in closet for $300 a month.
He had rumours circulating about his predation, but nobody had anything concrete until he was finally caught inappropriately touching an incapacitated girl and force feeding her drugs.
He was quickly and brutally sentenced to a swift release and a mild scolding from a social worker. He had successfully argued to the judge that people would kill him if he were sent back to Martinique, and was therefore let off with not even a slap on the wrist.
The funniest part of this whole ordeal is that we have reason to suspect that he was a refugee in the first place because he had raped the wrong guy’s sister back home. You genuinely can’t make this shit up.
Word got around to the bars, but this was back in the day. We didn’t have ID scanners, and hiring was a revolving door. Every Fortnite we’d have a new roster of Dianabol enthusiasts standing at the entrance letting groups of bombshells skip the line. It was impossible to entirely keep people out.
And so within 2 months it happened again. Exactly the same as last time. And the black guy hit the judge with the exact same excuse. Luckily the judge finally came to his senses, and sent him back to a third world shithole. He has lived in Paris France ever since.
I tell these stories because I’m at my whits end with headlines like the one I see below. At this point we’re so used to being gaslit that the omission of a description is as good as a 4K portrait.
So I’ll do my small part to set record straight.
It is never the white men.
Man who drugged and raped dead NYC college student texted nude pics of her instead of calling 911: feds trib.al/pAEqBDj
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I've had my eye on $SOFI for months.
Price is finally approaching my long-term buy zone.
In this video, I break down the setup, where I plan to buy, and what I’m watching for on the move back to all-time highs.
Don't miss it 👇
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I have seen so much discourse about this, and it’s wild how split people are.
First of all, if you’re snatching a ball away from a kid, wrestling a kid for a ball under a seat, or otherwise taking a ball that a kid clearly had a legitimate chance at, obviously give the ball to the kid. That’s a no-brainer.
But if a ball is hit directly at you and you catch it, and some kid seven rows back in a completely different section wants your ball, you do not owe that kid the ball. In fact, I think the parents/other adults who start pressuring someone to give their ball to their kid are way goofier than the person who simply keeps the ball they caught.
Also, why do people automatically assume that if an adult catches a ball and doesn’t give it to a kid, it’s because they’re selfish and have nobody to give it to?
Maybe they have a kid at home. Maybe they have a niece or nephew. Maybe it’s their first baseball and they want to keep it. Maybe they just want the ball they caught. Why is an adult automatically obligated to give it away?
This situation is a little different because that Dodgers fan looks young enough to be a kid himself. But even if he were an adult, how do you know he doesn’t have a kid at home he wants to give it to?
Adults who jump in front of kids, shove kids out of the way, or compete with kids for a ball are absolutely goofy and indefensible...
But an adult catching a ball that is hit directly to them, with no kid involved in the play, does not automatically mean that ball needs to be handed over to the nearest child.
Catching a ball isn't a handout.
Dodgers fan denying little Braves fan NLDS ball sparks heated etiquette debate trib.al/7tvP6fw
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A few minutes on #Panthers Bryce Young from last nights @PanthersOnTap show
It’s awesome that he’s getting the recognition. Love that for him. But…
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If you’re playing the Panthers and you hear BY say “we’re good, we’re good.”, just know your defense about to get cooked.
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QBs in 2026 to have multiple games with a 60%+ Completion%, 275+ Passing Yards, AND 2+ Passing Touchdowns:
- Bryce Young in Week 1
- Bryce Young in Week 2
- Bryce Young in Week 4
That's it. That's the list 👀
Hey @amonra_stbrown make sure you and Jameson Williams dab before getting on that flight back to Detroit
Oh, and #KeepPounding bitch
TheAverageFootballFan retweeted
Their WRs did all that dabbing after every play && lost lol. Love to see it. #KeepPounding

































