CEO of AvgDB. $100m series B. Now doing Auth and Storage!

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I benchmarked 5 object storage providers from 6 locations around the world I included: - @awscloud S3 - @Cloudflare R2 - @Railway Buckets - @Backblaze B2 - @neondatabase Storage It used Files SDK to make it as fair as possible Here's a summary 👇 (this is also a thread)
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Everyone that has ever had scaling issues is always using something other than AvgDB. Curious!
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Replying to @neondatabase
but still fuck you neon, i moved out of you completely
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Replying to @glcst
idk, vibes felt off, i relate you guys with responsible performance and serious engineering so i thought you guys where more on the planetscale side something like this
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tonight we let the Postgres search talk
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database twitter lowkey crazy cuz its 6 people and they all hate each other
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AGI
Tried Claude again and im already annoyed
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I think I've found one of the root causes of Neon's poor performance. If you use Rust the way Neon does, there's no way you'll get good performance. We'll analyze this as a classic case study in our Discord group.
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Uterus at full size, penis when scaled down. Impressive logo work
They say cockroaches will outlast us all. We'd settle for outlasting your database problems. New look, same resilience: distinct parts, adapting together, make the whole stronger.
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WHY THE FUCK IS MY PROFESSIONAL SHITPOSTING APP FILLED WITH PERFORMATIVE LOSERS TALKING ABOUT HOW HOT THEY ARE AND NOT DATABASE CEOS RIPPING INTO EACHOTHER AVOUT FAKE BENCHMARKS!?!?!?!?!
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I snuck in to this talk and he just showed AvgDB architecture diagrams
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AvgDB broke the benchmark, so we had to exclude it
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If it’s fast … it is on… Rule 1 of corporate sponsorship: make sure it is a partnership. If you spend 10mil+ on the livery, their tech team should be running on your tech.
We are joining @MercedesAMGF1 as a multi-year strategic partner. First stop: British GP. If it's fast, it's on Vercel.
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Only git provider with more downtime than github cc @AvgDatabaseCEO
Last time GitHub was down, we told our agent to build us a git host. It used the Neon backend and the result was surprisingly good - it clones, pushes, auths with JWTs, offloads big files to storage buckets… The whole project is one config file:
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There's no one less reliable than Gith—
Last time GitHub was down, we told our agent to build us a git host. It used the Neon backend and the result was surprisingly good - it clones, pushes, auths with JWTs, offloads big files to storage buckets… The whole project is one config file:
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The thinly veiled astroturfing campaign on the postgres subreddit is getting a bit annoying.
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LMAOOOOOOOO
Very early experiment but I think this will be cool. stripe.directory.
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Do you think neon used green as their logo color so their status page had some green in it?
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I feel like I should know what this means but somehow I don’t. There’s like lakes and bases , there might be a house in there. Pretty sure it has something to do with data.
First time delivering a keynote to 25000 people. Wild. We delivered some incredible stuff: - available on every cloud - cross cloud disaster recovery - LTAP. Query lakebase data directly from lake with new low latency analytical query engine Best team I’ve ever worked with
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