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figuring out how to rule the ocean one shark movie at a time

Joined February 2010
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My sister is a bad ass!!!
"By ensuring that KeystoneXL is reversed, Biden is standing on the side of tribal nations, farmers, ranchers, and many communities whose livelihoods would be wrecked by this dirty pipeline." - @KendallMackey, #KeepItInTheGround campaigner for 350 fal.cn/3cQ83
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I win.
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Everyone else sees the fly right?
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Pence: Stop playing politics with people’s lives Trump: You better vote for me if you want a relief bill
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I hope Mike Pence smiles enough, is likable, and doesn’t comes across as angry at the #VPDebate. Also, OMG, like, what’s he gonna be wearing?
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I think Joe won but it felt like America lost.
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If you mean sleeping, eating and pooping then yes, yes I have been working like a dog during this quarantine.
Marriage is mostly listening to your husband say “Come on! I would have caught that” while watching sportsball
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Ep. 30: Can Evil be Genius? Averyn and Vonia discuss Netflix’s true crime documentary Evil Genius, the unsung sexiness of string instruments, and their highs and lows of the past week amid the Covid:19… instagram.com/p/B_QFOBWJlYX/…
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Have you heard about the #murder of Playmate Dorothy Stratten? It is cerrrrazy! Listen to our latest #truecrime #comedy episode podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
Had two separate Lyft drivers tonight who sang along with the radio, and damn if it wasn’t just plain lovely.
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Ep 13! Killer Ken and Barbie Averyn and Vonia discuss two of Canada’s most infamous and disturbing serial killers Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka, Christmas movies and baby elephants.
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New Episode out today! High on cold medicine, Averyn and Vonia discuss power couple Pamela and Gary Triano and the car bomb that rocked high society from Tucson to Vienna.
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Check it out!
Put those headphones in and SHOP! #romcrime eases the pain. buzzsprout.com/670714 reminder: NSFW / #truecrime #comedy #podcast
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Who else thinks Trump had just watched Game of Thrones before he threatened Fire and Fury? #trumpsnodany
Hey @TalentiGelato did you mean "Coffee No Chocolate Chip?" #freethechips #falseadvertising
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Drinking wine and eating a Klondike bar for dinner. Being a grown up isn't always bills and bull sh*t!
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