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Houston, TX
Joined February 2012
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Just went on your page, you need to be put down bro LOL
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Not if you’re handsome
Female bosses are the worst thing that can happen to you.
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gf asking me “what’re we doing for my birthday” my portfolio is down -70% i DONT give a fuck 😂😂
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You later tonight
I’m crazy if I mix Celsius with room temperature Hennessy? Lmk
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You try to support small businesses and a peanut butter & jelly sandwich $32
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Wait for it... FROM is now on Netflix.
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niggas delete instagram and think they become Socrates
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This was a Saturday morning cartoon PPV event.
Ash's Charizard vs Blaine's Magmar 🔥
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Y’all gotta let that high school fame go, you on drugs now & unemployed!
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what the fuck are people going through
kissing someone and their TONSIL STONES falling in your mouth is the NASTIEST shit i’ve ever heard in my life 😵‍💫🤢
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niggas be telling chatgpt thanks
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Replying to @kporzee
I appreciate all the internet doctors trying to diagnose and help, but I'm in the best hands. So everyone can relax now 😄🙏🏼 and I don’t have hiv or aids.
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Your favorite quarterback isn’t ending a CB career and hitting a celly this nasty after
Replying to @clarencehilljr
Jameis is starting in the league rn!
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THIS NIGGA IN THE CLUB WITH A BAG FULL OF JEANS 😭😭😭
$270,000 on Chrome Heart jeans is insane bro
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Yamamoto when he can’t spam curveballs
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Shohei Ohtani in 2026
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Tua threw the pick than took everything off and jogged off like the job was done 😭😭😭
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The Commanders and Giants in overtime
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sometimes a tweet is so good it just stops you in your tracks
POV: You're 2 drinks in and get the forbidden yawn instead of a buzz
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