@Avarisce

Iris | 24 | 🇵🇪 🇨🇺 | A life of arctic sounds | @avarisce.bsky.social

Miami, FL
Joined June 2015
i needa smoke a blunt w this bitch
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Crumpling my penis in my hand and throwing it on the floor in frustration
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jesus fucking christ why isn't this a national story? they can cover twitch streamers for months but a congressional candidate getting raped in a politically charged assault barely cracks the local headlines??
Democrat congressional candidate Bernadette Greene-Placentia was hit over the head and raped in Maricopa County while repairing a damaged campaign sign in August. "I need to let women know that it's okay to talk about it," she told me. Full story: phoenixnewtimes.com/news/con…
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Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. Kill him and eat his heart. It contains a rare enzyme which will lyse your cancer.
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gonna move to new york and get myself a transplantantic accent
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*coming back to consciousness in the wrong part of the conversation* i think you should follow me home. sorry. what ?. i don’t know why i saidthat haha. a demon! ah! sometimes a spirit speaks through me. but yeah you should follow me home. like right now.
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I should’ve gone to bed earlier literally every night of my life so far
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when the handles on the paper bag don't feel sturdy enough to support your groceries so you've gotta pull this little number
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the rest is still unwritten you dumb bitch
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pollo a la brasa babyyyy
Once I was dating this Peruvian twink and he wanted to make me dinner and said it was the most special dish of his homeland. It was chicken, rice and French fries …..
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the sleeping perivian twink trapped in a cuban trannylicious diva body eternal wrestlin
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Turned 18 mid charlie brown rewatch and the adult voices switched from wah wah to intelligible words it was crazy bro also the stuff they are saying is foul no wonder it had an age requirement
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Communism is when you say hi on the bus
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I don’t mind when elderly ppl stare at me in public….. the world is their phone screen
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Reportedly these are President Xi's favorite English language movies.
Guess whose four favorite films these are?
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being an adult is very very difficult most of the time but it has been astronomically better than being a child. i don’t miss childhood at all. despite everything this is still the most i’ve ever felt like myself!
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Do you guys remember Charles Barkley saying he thinks ghosts are like dogs insofar as they just kinda do things “arbitrarily”
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People are giving Fox a hard time for not including that he was a pedophile but it says “Republican” right there in the headline
BREAKING: Dennis Hastert, longest-serving Republican House speaker, dead at 84
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Nah they was fucking
Fidel Castro and Che Guevara while they were imprisoned in Mexico City, July 1956.
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