Fiction author, opera and cabaret performer, photographer, vintage collector. I will debate Gene Kelly vs. Fred Astaire with you. #amwriting
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On this 20th anniversary of 9/11, let us not Forget to Honor those First Responders. They were there Digging, Searching, and Crawling through toxic debris inhaling cancer-causing dust while trying to find Survivors. God Bless Them! #911Anniversary #911NeverForget
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Exploring the whole #cottagecore vibe except I don't have a cottage, no chickens, and I screw up frozen pizza.
#cottagecorefail
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The real news: About a hundred Americans are left in Afghanistan.
Mainstream media: Here's a picture of some puppies and a lost penguin.
Can you still buy those mini boxes of cereal? #justwondering
Them: "I don't trust anyone who doesn't think the same as I do."
Bystander: (Calls them out on their hypocrisy)
Them: "Get off my case, how dare you."
Me watching the whole thing unfold every single time:
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If you're like me and you only acknowledge the original trilogy:
youtu.be/dCiZzMRE6Zk
Coworker: "What's your favourite ice cream?"
Me: "(Rattles off assortment of flavours) ....and wedding cake..."
Coworker: "They should invent divorce-flavoured ice cream."
Me: "What would that taste like?"
Coworker: "Bitter."
Me: 😂
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'Bob Ross: Demon-Hunter.' Why is this NOT a thing? #creepshow
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We all knew Bob Ross had the chops to take down a demon. 😂 #creepshow #nostalgia
Really liking the new #creepshow on @AMC_TV. Funny, creepy, campy, check, check, and check.
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I guess there are more important things to learn in school than how the government works...
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Q: "What's the most bizarre thing you've ever seen at an estate sale?"
Me yesterday: "Maybe once in awhile I'll see something funny or unusual. But nothing too strange."
Me today: "Teeth."
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